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fandomtownies2023-01-03 02:08 pm
two_idiots_one_body) wrote in fandomtownies2023-01-03 02:08 pm
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Diaz & Ass., Tuesday
So now it was 2023, apparently. Arthur hadn't even really gotten used to 2022 yet!
2023, apparently, was going to be the year of missing...mittens?
"Yes, sir, I understand it's annoying. You're welcome to hire us, of course, but have you considered looking in your pockets and under the couch first?"
...
"Yes, ma'am. Yes, well, if you're truly convinced that it's stolen, shouldn't you be contacting the police?"
...
"Yes. Yes, I appreciate it's your favorite pair. Well, where did you last see it?"
Arthur, these people are idiots!
Arthur, why are you taking notes?
"It's called malicious compliance, John. I wouldn't want to be accused of poor work by Detective Diaz."
It might be a long day, but the Ass. was in!
2023, apparently, was going to be the year of missing...mittens?
"Yes, sir, I understand it's annoying. You're welcome to hire us, of course, but have you considered looking in your pockets and under the couch first?"
...
"Yes, ma'am. Yes, well, if you're truly convinced that it's stolen, shouldn't you be contacting the police?"
...
"Yes. Yes, I appreciate it's your favorite pair. Well, where did you last see it?"
Arthur, these people are idiots!
Arthur, why are you taking notes?
"It's called malicious compliance, John. I wouldn't want to be accused of poor work by Detective Diaz."
It might be a long day, but the Ass. was in!