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fandomtownies2023-01-31 06:10 am
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Atlas Gym; Tuesday [01/31].
After the whole Square Master fiasco of last week, a surprise shipment of yoga mats caused quite the controversy among the staff, and a debate as to whether or not they fell into the same category, because, after all, weren't they just the same thing, but longer? They couldn't seem to reach a conclusion, though, so they deferred to the boss for his thoughts.
"Do I look like someone who knows that much about yoga?" he prefaced, but, knowing that wasn't going to fly, he sighed and offered, "Look, the yoga mat actually serves a purpose. Cushioning, and traction, so you're not slipping around all over the floor. There's a purpose to them. The Square Master was literally just a square."
The one staff member who remained a Square Master loyalist, however, was not convinced by this argument and decided to just pout about these arbitrary distinctions in workout aids, and so Gladio disappeared into the office for a few moments and re-emerged with a yoga mat split in half, and he handed one half over to the employee.
"There. It's a square now. Knock yourself out."
Of course, this only inspired a new debate amongst the staff, as to whether or not Gladio actually used one of his swords to cut the yoga mat or something else.
Atlas is open!
(And Gladio really needed to find something for his employees to do...)
"Do I look like someone who knows that much about yoga?" he prefaced, but, knowing that wasn't going to fly, he sighed and offered, "Look, the yoga mat actually serves a purpose. Cushioning, and traction, so you're not slipping around all over the floor. There's a purpose to them. The Square Master was literally just a square."
The one staff member who remained a Square Master loyalist, however, was not convinced by this argument and decided to just pout about these arbitrary distinctions in workout aids, and so Gladio disappeared into the office for a few moments and re-emerged with a yoga mat split in half, and he handed one half over to the employee.
"There. It's a square now. Knock yourself out."
Of course, this only inspired a new debate amongst the staff, as to whether or not Gladio actually used one of his swords to cut the yoga mat or something else.
Atlas is open!
(And Gladio really needed to find something for his employees to do...)
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Gladio really needed to give them more to do around here, but the locker rooms could only be cleaned out so many times a day!
"And the yoga balls?" he ventured, figuring it would be good to know where Marc might stand on this alleged future shapes war.
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Personally, he wasn't much of a fan, but mostly because he preferred equipment that didn't make him feel like he was going to pop it just by being near it.
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"Not a fan of anything that fragile looking," Marc said. Which maybe they weren't but physics alone meant they weren't great for hitting. Not without comical results.
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"But at the same time," he added, his tone going almost a little speculative, "you never know unless you give it a try, right?"
Because Gladio actually would like to picture Marc bouncing, because Gladio was very easily amused at times.
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Unless the vampires deserved it but so far Marc hadn't met any who did.
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"Although I guess there's your fiber, too."
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