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fandomtownies2023-02-21 11:33 am
two_idiots_one_body) wrote in fandomtownies2023-02-21 11:33 am
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Diaz & Ass., Tuesday
Apparently a large segment of the population was off to some island this week, so Arthur didn't anticipate much work.
The phone was already ringing when he got there.
"Hello? What...ma'am, I'm sorry, what's wrong with your bees? Well, have you tried the police? Mm-hm. Yes, but the actual police are still there, aren't they? Ah, well I'm sorry about the helmets, but I'm not sure what...Yes, ma'am. Yes, of course. Fine, I'll take a look at the whiffy."
What the fuck is wiffy, Arthur?
"I have no fucking clue. But at least we'll be out of the office today, I suppose."
Diaz & Ass. was open, and the Ass. was in (when he wasn't chasing bees)!
The phone was already ringing when he got there.
"Hello? What...ma'am, I'm sorry, what's wrong with your bees? Well, have you tried the police? Mm-hm. Yes, but the actual police are still there, aren't they? Ah, well I'm sorry about the helmets, but I'm not sure what...Yes, ma'am. Yes, of course. Fine, I'll take a look at the whiffy."
What the fuck is wiffy, Arthur?
"I have no fucking clue. But at least we'll be out of the office today, I suppose."
Diaz & Ass. was open, and the Ass. was in (when he wasn't chasing bees)!