The Magpie Emporium, Monday [13/03]

[giveittoyoursister]

Today when Vi came in the plushies were in quite a state of disarray, with the displacer beasts looking like they were tussling with the gelatinous cubes and the owlbears standing on top of the mimics.

She would've suspected the gremlins, but they seemed extremely caught up in their fungus game, and Saffron usually waited until Steph was around to see before making a mess.


[Who has two thumbs and caught an early screening of the D&D movie? Open!]

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[giveittoyoursister]

And anyone who believed otherwise was also wronging her!

Vi pretended to think about it. "Like I'm going to pass on you saying nice things about me."

[drumsticksandd20s]

Basically Saffron was the most hard done by cat in all of existence.

"What's in it for me if I do?" Steph asked, snuggling into her.

[giveittoyoursister]

None knew suffering like she did.

"My love and adoration?" Vi suggested, despite the fact Steph already had that.

[drumsticksandd20s]

No one would ever understaaaaaaaaand.

"Sounds like a totally fair trade," Steph decided. "I'm a big fan of having that."

[giveittoyoursister]

Snuggle Human used to, but then Food Human had betrayed her.

"And I'm a big fan of giving it to you." Ahem.

[drumsticksandd20s]

The nerve of Food Human, making Snuggle Human happy.

Steph snorted. "You have such a one track mind sometimes."

She sounded like she loved that about Vi for some weird reason.

[giveittoyoursister]

Only Saffron was allowed to do that!

"I mean I also like getting it from you, so that's at least two tracks." Logic!

[drumsticksandd20s]

Food Human might not have to actively try to do it, but that just meant she was encroaching on Saffron's territory by merely existing.

"Or a single two-way track," Steph countered."Your logic is bizarro logic and has no right to be that adorable."

[giveittoyoursister]

The worst betrayal of all.

"Thanks, I think," Vi said dryly, raising her eyebrow.

[drumsticksandd20s]

And yet Food Human's existence was necessary in order for Saffron to, you know, eat, and therefore must be endured. Woe was her.

"You're welcome," Steph replied... rather genuinely, actually. "You're the actual best, and I wouldn't have you any other way."

[giveittoyoursister]

Woe.

"Same here," Vi said, leaning in for another kiss. "You're amazing and I love you."