fandomtownies | Diaz & Ass., Tuesday

"I'm telling you," Arthur was saying as he opened the door, "it's a ridiculous assumption to make -"

Arthur!

"No, John, look. Just because -"

Arthur! There was a distinct growl this time.

"- they're small..."

Arthur, shut the fuck up and listen! There's a huge cat here!

"You're not getting out of this argument just because the detective adopted a cat."

No, Arthur, I mean a really big cat. Almost as big as you are.

"Oh. Ah. What is it doing?" Arthur backed toward the door.

Lying on the desk. Oh. Now it's looking at us. Pacing around.

"Does it look like it wants to eat us?"

How the fuck would I know, Arthur? Why not ask it? John asked facetiously.

"Right. Right. Uh - do you want to eat us?"

John sighed. The panther blinked, unimpressed.

The Ass. was in! Though possibly not for long. Maybe the freaking panther could answer the phone.