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fandomtownies2023-04-26 06:14 am
somethingwithturquoise) wrote in fandomtownies2023-04-26 06:14 am
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Caritas; Wednesday [04/26[.
Soooo, Summer was having a day.
Well, technically, it had been an afternoon, but when she got the text from Apu saying that Shunsui had apparently turned into a sloth and was tearing down the entire store with some new sloth bestie, she felt compelled to dig up her contract and find where it said this was not her problem. But she knew better, and so she sighed and was just grateful the morning had been quiet enough for her to get her jello shots for tonight finished and setting in the fridge when all this went down and she went down fully prepared to have pink-kimono-wearing sloth clinging to her for the next week or so, and then probably a nice potential lawsuit to dole out once he changed back, because who the fuck else was going to take care of an animaled Shunsui? Amaya?
She did not get paid enough for this.
Of course, when she got to the store, it became pretty clear pretty quickly that this was not your run of the mill animal transformation, because Shunsui (and the other sloth, whoever the fuck that was) had tried to attack her. So that was a whole thing, and thank god she managed to send the Shunsui-sloth into the nice display of parmesan that the cheese panda had set up, because that was not going to sit well with that guy, who promptly knocked sloth Shunsui right out, and then he turned back, though clearly unconscious.
And then there was the other sloth, and by this point, Summer was running late for her Caritas shift, so she decided that they'd figure this out tomorrow, and, in the meantime, they would just drag Shunsui's unconscious body behind the counter (please, like he'd never been passed out unconscious behind the counter before, come on) and then, between herself, Apu, and the cheese panda, they managed to toss the other sloth into the office and lock the door and put a sign on it that said "DO NOT ENTER. WEIRD ANGRY SLOTH INSIDE" and then she left the rest to Apu because she still had another job to go to that night, and if that whole thing was any indication, people might be needing drinks.
She knew she sure did!
So the bar was open, Summer was trying to forget about sloths for a while, and she hadn't even noticed what Tino was up to because, like the narrative said, she had had a day, and could not be bothered.
Wednesday Jello Shot Specials!
First One Free if you've dealt with any weird violent sloths today!
Thin Mint
Tequila Jalapeño
Key Lime Pie
Green Apple*
Asparagus
Caritas is open!
Well, technically, it had been an afternoon, but when she got the text from Apu saying that Shunsui had apparently turned into a sloth and was tearing down the entire store with some new sloth bestie, she felt compelled to dig up her contract and find where it said this was not her problem. But she knew better, and so she sighed and was just grateful the morning had been quiet enough for her to get her jello shots for tonight finished and setting in the fridge when all this went down and she went down fully prepared to have pink-kimono-wearing sloth clinging to her for the next week or so, and then probably a nice potential lawsuit to dole out once he changed back, because who the fuck else was going to take care of an animaled Shunsui? Amaya?
She did not get paid enough for this.
Of course, when she got to the store, it became pretty clear pretty quickly that this was not your run of the mill animal transformation, because Shunsui (and the other sloth, whoever the fuck that was) had tried to attack her. So that was a whole thing, and thank god she managed to send the Shunsui-sloth into the nice display of parmesan that the cheese panda had set up, because that was not going to sit well with that guy, who promptly knocked sloth Shunsui right out, and then he turned back, though clearly unconscious.
And then there was the other sloth, and by this point, Summer was running late for her Caritas shift, so she decided that they'd figure this out tomorrow, and, in the meantime, they would just drag Shunsui's unconscious body behind the counter (please, like he'd never been passed out unconscious behind the counter before, come on) and then, between herself, Apu, and the cheese panda, they managed to toss the other sloth into the office and lock the door and put a sign on it that said "DO NOT ENTER. WEIRD ANGRY SLOTH INSIDE" and then she left the rest to Apu because she still had another job to go to that night, and if that whole thing was any indication, people might be needing drinks.
She knew she sure did!
So the bar was open, Summer was trying to forget about sloths for a while, and she hadn't even noticed what Tino was up to because, like the narrative said, she had had a day, and could not be bothered.
First One Free if you've dealt with any weird violent sloths today!
Thin Mint
Tequila Jalapeño
Key Lime Pie
Green Apple*
Asparagus
Caritas is open!