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fandomtownies2023-05-02 09:23 am
two_idiots_one_body) wrote in fandomtownies2023-05-02 09:23 am
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Diaz & Ass., Tuesday
They had a compromise today: John was watching Netflix, and Arthur was back on the phones.
At least one of them was regretting it.
"I'm sorry, what? No, no, that's all right. A wereturtle? With respect, why would you...yes, I suppose it would be easier to clean the koi pond. Wait, do they have fingers when...ah. Yes, that's quite an accomplishment. Anyway, I - Oh, absolutely, Detective Diaz left detailed notes for me."
Why are you bothering to cover for her, Arthur?
"Because she's my boss," Arthur muttered, pulling the phone away from his mouth. "Besides, this is ludicrous. What? No, not you, I'm sorry. Yes, I quite understand. No, we've had no luck so far, but we are pursuing a few leads."
Tell them I'll bite them myself if they'll shut up so I can watch this, John growled.
Arthur sighed.
The Ass. was in!
At least one of them was regretting it.
"I'm sorry, what? No, no, that's all right. A wereturtle? With respect, why would you...yes, I suppose it would be easier to clean the koi pond. Wait, do they have fingers when...ah. Yes, that's quite an accomplishment. Anyway, I - Oh, absolutely, Detective Diaz left detailed notes for me."
Why are you bothering to cover for her, Arthur?
"Because she's my boss," Arthur muttered, pulling the phone away from his mouth. "Besides, this is ludicrous. What? No, not you, I'm sorry. Yes, I quite understand. No, we've had no luck so far, but we are pursuing a few leads."
Tell them I'll bite them myself if they'll shut up so I can watch this, John growled.
Arthur sighed.
The Ass. was in!