fandomtownies | Diaz & Ass., Tuesday

The phone was ringing off the hook today.

"Diaz and Ass- what? That's really more a job for- no, I'm fairly certain the police aren't closed for the holiday. Yes, even today."

We could call them and make sure, Arthur.

"Then we'd have to talk to one of the troopers."

Good point.

"Hello, Diaz and- what? Well, if you've...no, I see, but if you set them off they don't come back. There's nothing to recover. That's what fireworks do."

I'd like to see some fireworks.

"I'm not traveling somewhere and sitting in the heat surrounded by strangers just so I can listen to loud noises," Arthur griped.

This could go on for a while. But the Ass. was in!