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fandomtownies2023-07-14 08:53 am
meepmeepmeep) wrote in fandomtownies2023-07-14 08:53 am
Stretch of Beach, Friday mid-afternoon
Beaker had a dream.
Beaker had a dream and a camera set up further down the beach.
Beaker had a dream, a camera, and a suit covered in flammable goo.
Beaker had a dream, a camera, a suit covered in flammable goo, and a fire stick.
Beaker had a dream, a camera, a suit covered in flammable goo, a fire stick, and more than a 1000 yards of mostly cleared off beach.
That Guinness record about the longest, fastest run while on fire was about to be broken.
Possibly.
Beaker didn't have a fire extinguisher.
Googly eyes...doing nothing because they were googly and not open to a huge range of motion...stared into the middle distance as he meeped his own theme music--Ride of the Valkyries--and ignited himself.
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP--"
And now there was running, just as fast as he wee felt legs would carry him. For science! And glory!
[OOC: Oh, so open.]
Beaker had a dream and a camera set up further down the beach.
Beaker had a dream, a camera, and a suit covered in flammable goo.
Beaker had a dream, a camera, a suit covered in flammable goo, and a fire stick.
Beaker had a dream, a camera, a suit covered in flammable goo, a fire stick, and more than a 1000 yards of mostly cleared off beach.
That Guinness record about the longest, fastest run while on fire was about to be broken.
Possibly.
Beaker didn't have a fire extinguisher.
Googly eyes...doing nothing because they were googly and not open to a huge range of motion...stared into the middle distance as he meeped his own theme music--Ride of the Valkyries--and ignited himself.
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP--"
And now there was running, just as fast as he wee felt legs would carry him. For science! And glory!
[OOC: Oh, so open.]
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NPClocals nearby had thoughtfully called the fire station the moment they saw him out on the beach with anything related to fire."NOPE!" Travis said, hefting a large fire extinguisher. "BAD."
Sorry, Beaker's dream. He was not making it all the way to the end on fire. Was there a record for how far you ran while covered in fire extinguisher foam?
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"MEEP!" Beaker cried, running faster. But alas, though his ambitions were pure, his athleticism was...basically not a thing.
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Travis, being, you know, human and well trained, kept up easily, even carrying the fire extinguisher.
"Why do you even want to be on fire?! Do you like it?"
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He didn't choose this fire-attracting life, Travis. It chose him!
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That was the price to pay for Science!