fandomtownies | Diaz & Ass., Tuesday

"OW!" Arthur danced to one side. "What the - fuck! Ow!"

Stand still, Arthur!

Arthur hissed another curse and braced himself against the desk. "What the hell is it?"

Some sort of small plastic thing.

"Well, it's fucking pointy! Where is it now?"

Forward and left. Go a little more...no!

"OW! Fuck it, I've at least found the fucking thing now." He bent over and pulled it up, smacking it down on the desk. "Are there any more?"

I can't see any, but I didn't see this one, either.

"Wonderful. Who the hell left these things on the floor, anyway? I need thicker fucking shoes."

The Ass. was in, and finding Legos with his feet!