fandomtownies | Diaz & Ass., Tuesday

By the time they made their way through the weirdly changed town to work, both Arthur and John were more than a little grumpy.

Finding out they were supposed to sort phone requests was...well, having actual work was nice, but calling people back when they couldn't really do anything to help was less good.

"Yes, ma'am. Yes, I understand. No, I...well, what exactly would you like us to investigate? ... Yes, I'm sure it's quite unnerving to hear someone not order...scattered? But I don't think that's evidence they're a monster."

This is ridiculous, Arthur. What are they even talking about?

Arthur hung up and sighed. "I have no idea."

The Ass. was in!