Caritas, Saturday

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Well, holidays were here and classes were over until January, so Jane was on her phone at the bar, trying to decide between going back to New Asgard or spending time with Darcy or maybe staying here for the break. And all of those things had it's merits.

Which left Jane a little at a lose to pick between them.

That meant she was basically just staring at her phone and ignoring both the snow angels and Tino. Tino mostly because he was trying to compete with the snow angels? And that was A Choice on his part.

Specials
Glögg
Valkyrie Hot Toddy
Eggnog Cocktail


[too chilly for OCD]

Comments

[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep meep meep meep meep," Beaker said, ordering the eggnog cocktail while he attempted to climb up into the bar stool.

That second part could take a bit.

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"Eggnog cocktail, coming right up," Jane said, only looking away from the spectacle of Beaker getting into his seat for as long as it took to mix up.

[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep meep meep mee?"

Most people didn't understand him!

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"They don't?" Look, he was speaking perfectly normally if you asked her.

Thank you, Allspeak.

[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep meep mee," Beaker said, shaking his head. Well, other than Gonzo and Sam Eagle.

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"Huh," Jane said, putting the cocktail down for him. And then immediately wondered where it would go with someone made of felt. "Maybe it's a universe thing? Have you tried talking to Wanda? Or Steve Rogers?"

[meepmeepmeep]

Soaks right in? Don't ask about Muppet physics, Jane, it'll make your head hurt.

"Meep mee," Beaker said, looking sad. Sadder. Basically the same but with more meeps. Steve Rogers didn't understand him.

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"Oh. Oh, I'm sorry." Because that was a very sad expression on eyes that did not shut at all. "Well, you can always stop in here if you need to chat? And I'll... figure out why I can understand you."

She added that last part under her breath.

[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep meep meep mee!" Beaker said happily. "Meep mee meep mee meep?"

Did she have any plans for finals week?

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"I am still looking into that," Jane replied, idly wiping at the bar top because it felt like a bartender thing to do. "But if I can't get it settled, I guess I'll be here. How about you?"

[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep mee meep meep meep mee," Beaker said, looking gleeful.

Tony Stark's makers' space would finally be his!

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"Are you sure you want to do that?" Jane asked slowly.

[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep mee meep!" Beaker said, giving her double thumbs up. It was a flawless plan!

Other than the flaws!

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Yeeeeah. Jane was giving him a look of concern for that still.

[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep meep mee," Beaker said, nodding.

It was their final exam! His students would probably not disappoint him!

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"Have you been teaching for long?" Or maybe she was jaded from teaching post-grads.

[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep meep meep meep."

He basically was still a post-grad.

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"You know, that makes sense."

[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep meep meep?"

What gave it away?

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"Just a certain... vibe as they say." It was the insanity. Don't let her fool you, Beaker.

[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep meep meep meep meep meep!"

No, she doesn't want to meet Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker.

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"What does he teach?" Oh no. Jane, no. Jane, stop it.

[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep meep meep meep meep," Beaker hedged. He had his felt fingers in so many disciplines, Jane! And no discipline!

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"It sounds like maybe he could use a little focus?" Jane said politely.

[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep meep," Beaker agreed. "Meep meep meep."

No one needed fire-proof paper, Jane.