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fandomtownies2024-01-02 11:01 am
two_idiots_one_body) wrote in fandomtownies2024-01-02 11:01 am
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Diaz & Ass., Tuesday
Well, new year...same job, apparently. Same paperwork.
Same ridiculous phone calls, just more of them.
"No, I'm sorry, we don't handle preemptive requests. If your resolution is not to let your spouse catch you cheating, maybe you should stop cheating, instead of telling us not to work for them. No, you're absolutely right. I'll tell you what - I'll get Detective Diaz right on that. Mm-hm. Yes, I thought you might say that. Have a lovely day."
Apparently Rosa's reputation preceded her.
Arthur made a note of the name anyway, in case their spouse did hire them. He wasn't above having preemptive evidence.
The Ass. was in!
Same ridiculous phone calls, just more of them.
"No, I'm sorry, we don't handle preemptive requests. If your resolution is not to let your spouse catch you cheating, maybe you should stop cheating, instead of telling us not to work for them. No, you're absolutely right. I'll tell you what - I'll get Detective Diaz right on that. Mm-hm. Yes, I thought you might say that. Have a lovely day."
Apparently Rosa's reputation preceded her.
Arthur made a note of the name anyway, in case their spouse did hire them. He wasn't above having preemptive evidence.
The Ass. was in!