Mystery Sign Theater 3000, Monday

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NOW SHOWING
Beautiful Lady

Of course the movie theater was already decked out in decorations in fetching reds and pinks and heart-shapes with a little gold sprinkled in throughout. There was even a giant heart affixed to the marquee outside, and themed candy and snacks on sale inside at the concessions stand.

And Ulysses was sitting in the box office in a red shirt (because Ingrid had forced him to), thinking about how he was feeling particularly jaded about this time of year this year. While also intermittently getting distracted into -- smelling his hair?

Yeah, that was a thing. Look, the stuff for his face that he'd gotten on Margo's recommendation had worked out well, so he'd kinda been in the mood to buy more fancy-ish products, but he hadn't wanted to go back to Pick Your Poison because, well, Margo, so he'd gone to a place on the mainland and, to cut a long story short, now the ends of his curls had a sweet coconut-y scent to them. Which kept distracting him, but not like in a bad way?

Though he kind of wanted a piña colada, now.

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Box Office [02/12]

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Where Ulysses may or may not be holding a strand of his hair to his nose.

Lobby/Concessions [02/12]

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All the Valentine's Day candy and snacks you could possibly want for your moviegoing experience.

NOW SHOWING: Beautiful Lady

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A man in a legal but hurtful business needs an escort for some social events, and hires a beautiful prostitute he meets... only to fall in love.

OOC [MST3000 02/12]

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I am very tired today.

Also Uly is me from a couple of weeks ago, though sadly it was a sample of a product that doesn't at all work for my hair type. But it smells so goooood.