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fandomtownies2025-03-10 11:18 am
somethingwithturquoise) wrote in fandomtownies2025-03-10 11:18 am
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Turtle & Canary; Monday [03/10].
Summer's biggest fear about what sort of random holiday Apu would be leaning into was confirmed once she walked into through the door and saw him with exactly what she dreaded to see.
"No," she said firmly, as he took a deep breath but before he could let it out to blow through the bagpipes.
He deflated a moment, looked at her ruefully, and drew in a second attempt at a breath.
"I mean it," she warned.
Apu deflated again. The pause this time was longer, and she could just tell he was thinking of taking another breath and trying again, so she just head him off at the pass.
"If your lips even come near those bagpipes, Apu," she said, "I will stick it up through holes you didn't even realize you had!"
Later, she would be receiving a letter, addressed to HR, to file a formal complaint. Which, you know, she was HR, soooo....
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"No," she said firmly, as he took a deep breath but before he could let it out to blow through the bagpipes.
He deflated a moment, looked at her ruefully, and drew in a second attempt at a breath.
"I mean it," she warned.
Apu deflated again. The pause this time was longer, and she could just tell he was thinking of taking another breath and trying again, so she just head him off at the pass.
"If your lips even come near those bagpipes, Apu," she said, "I will stick it up through holes you didn't even realize you had!"
Later, she would be receiving a letter, addressed to HR, to file a formal complaint. Which, you know, she was HR, soooo....
Blueberry Popover
Ranch
Red
Turtle & Canary is open!