Turtle & Canary; Monday [05/05].

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Was Apu celebrating Cinco de Mayo today? No. Of course not. That would actually make sense.

He was, instead, celebrating Hug a Shed and Take a Selfie Day.

Yes, that's right. Hug a Shed and Take a Selfie Day.

Which meant that, if you showed off a picture of yourself hugging a shed, or even just a selfie with a shed (the hug was being assumed), then you'd get 25% off of your purchases that day.

Summer could only shake her head. "Sometimes," she stated, "I hate it here."

('Here' being the store that she owned, not the island as a whole, omggggg, but also, well...)

And that wasn't just because she was a little bitter over the fact that she didn't already have a shed selfie and would apparently now need to go and get one, because she hated not being able to just immediately answer to some ridiculous thing presented to her. Really!

Today's Squishy Flavors
Hoagie
Enchilada
Red

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