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The Magpie Emporium, Monday [16/02]
Vi was looking exceptionally pleased with herself as she tidied around the counter today, almost like she'd had an extremely satisfying weekend. Because, well, she had.
Saffron, conversely was in the mother of all sulks, for she had been abandoned not only by her humans, but also the traitorous Little Bot (for, like, an hour at most). Woe for Saffron. Woe and betrayal.
Saffron, conversely was in the mother of all sulks, for she had been abandoned not only by her humans, but also the traitorous Little Bot (for, like, an hour at most). Woe for Saffron. Woe and betrayal.

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Little Bot rolled by and beeped out a cheerful hello, seemingly not even noticing the swat Saffron aimed at one of his servo arms as he passed.
"Have I missed anything?" she asked.
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"Someone's grumpy," Vi stage whispered, sounding totally sympathetic, ignore the grin.
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Don't mock her plight, Food Human.
"I bring food," she added, hefting the bag. "I figure we had enough fancy-ass food over the weekend, so hope you don't mind a nice simple classic."
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How could Food Human do this to her?
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"I'd say she's cute like you."
Why? Why did they do this to Saffron?
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Ugh, Saffron's humans. Why were they like this?
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Because they wanted Saffron to suffer, that's why.
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If that was what they wanted, they could at least do Saffron the courtesy of appreciating the lengths she went to in order to fulfill their bizarre wishes. You'd think.
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It was like they didn't even care. But that couldn't be true, when Saffron was the most important.
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To say the least.
The humans had a funny way of showing they cared. Did they think this was a joke?
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Did they consider Saffron a joke?
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Make a joke of this tragic despairing pose if you dare, humans. No, it was not adorable.
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She was displaying her belly to show how empty it was, not how fluffy.
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Of the food that Snuggle Human got to have while Food Human refused to do her actual job. Thus the empty belly on display.
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Surely Snuggle Human wouldn't mind waiting while Food Human took care of Saffron, right? Right?
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At least up until a very familiar kind of yowling started up from the general direction of Saffron's dish.
"Sounds like I'm being summoned."
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Don't mock Saffron's pain, Food Human.
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See, Snuggle Human was taking this seriously.
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And yet Food Human continued to mock Saffron. Hmph.
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See, Food Human, Snuggle Human didn't need you at all.
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Bold of you to assume you could go back, Food Human.
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