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The Fourth Sin - Thursday Night

Becky was snickering softly to herself as she did evaluations for the day's class, completely oblivious to what was happening outside and on the roof.
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[identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
"And you deserved it," she informed him.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
GOB was now officially hiding behind the desk. "That's why I brought flowers!"

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Making sure you don't try to hurt me?" GOB said. He started to stand up.

[identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Why would I hurt you?" she asked, the very picture of innocence.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Because of Friday. And you getting transported out of Caritas when you slapped me," GOB said.

[identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes, that was annoying," she agreed. "I bruised up nicely when I fell."

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Where'd you end up?" GOB asked.

[identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
"An alley," she said, starting to look irritated.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Sorry. I have no clue how that spell thing even works," GOB said. "But if you ever want to meet me during a break when I'm working, I've GOBified the apartment above the bar."

[identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
"That's a very frightening word."

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
"I guess 'break' is kind of weird," GOB said, thinking about it.

[identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
"No, the other one," she told him.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
"What's wrong with 'GOBified'?" GOB asked. "It's a GOBtacular word."

Shortly before coming to Fandom, GOB wrote a couple books. The first was Magic for Morons: The Secrets of Illusion Revealed for Schmucks Like You, which sold one copy. His follow up book, The Book of GOB: Definitions for Your Life, featured "GOBified" definitions of common words with his name added to the beginning. He felt it was GOBtreme.

It was actually a GOBful failure.

[identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
"It's not a word. Neither is that other one."

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Only because Mirriam Webster is a GOB-ass," GOB said.

[identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Becky eyed him. "You're kind of an idiot sometimes," she informed him.

From Becky? That was a compliment.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
"An idiot who self-published two books," GOB said, trying to fight the comment that he thought was an insult.

[identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Self-published," she repeated.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah," GOB said, proud of his success. Such as it was.

"So. Am I forgiven for Friday? If you need a better bribe than the flowers, you can drink at Caritas free for the next two weeks, no matter who's running the bar."

[identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't believe in forgiveness," she told him.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
"How about acceptance and moving on?" GOB asked. "And if liquor can speed that process up in any way..."

[identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com 2006-05-26 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
"I was told today that rum is good," she said thoughtfully.
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