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not_entirely ([personal profile] not_entirely) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2006-06-21 05:59 pm
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Empire Records and Bidet [6/21]

Lucas opened Empire and propped his feet up on the sales counter as he sat back with his account books and a notebook, trying to work out how to make all the red disappear.

Without, you know, just writing over the red in some other color ink.

Today's music: Grateful Dead
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[personal profile] superartie 2006-06-22 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Artie was making his rounds today, looking for a good sale. He stopped into Empire Records and Bidet and greeted Lucas with a sunny smile. "Good evening, sir! I was wondering if I could have a moment of your time!"
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[personal profile] superartie 2006-06-22 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Of course, of course, no pressure," Artie held up his hands, and in doing so, his briefcase. "But perhaps just a simple demonstration. . . ."
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[personal profile] superartie 2006-06-22 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't think you understand. This siding--"
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[personal profile] superartie 2006-06-22 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Why yes! Only the highest quality dual-coated aluminum siding in the world!"
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[personal profile] superartie 2006-06-22 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Dent and dirt resistant and it's guaranteed to never need painting."
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[personal profile] superartie 2006-06-22 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Artie perked up and started opening his briefcase.
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[personal profile] superartie 2006-06-22 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Artie snapped his suitcase shut. "But, sir--"
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[personal profile] superartie 2006-06-22 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Artie huffed and stalked out with as much dignity as his little salesmany heart could muster.