Caritas [Friday]

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Greg bustled in and taped the band back together. Then he pulled some gel out of his pocket and carefully styled the drummer's hair - or, well, what little was left of it.

There. Much better.

Then he tooks his place behind the bar, and started immediately staging a tiny battle between the beer bottles and the wine coolers.

[Big groups modding Tino would please me. Otherwise, I'm around!]

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Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"No, sir, there are hookers in the sewers," Greg said. "The nun said!"

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"I told you to stop talking about her like that," GOB said, rising from his seat. "And she doesn't do that with her employees. The nun lied."

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"Not dirty," Greg clarified. "Literal sewer. Like, underground."

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"I've never done it in the sewer. Too dirty," GOB said.

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"That's what the nun said," Greg replied. "She also said you can get the plague there."

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"Was she drunk when she was talking to you?" GOB asked. He was pretty familiar with Sister Rosette by now.

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"Maybe a little. There were many, many shots," Greg admitted.

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"She does that. It's good to have a customer that good," GOB said.

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"She says there's treasure," Greg said.

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"Nun treasure or sex treasure?" GOB asked.

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"Pirate treasure," Greg supplied.

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"That works too," GOB said. "I call dibs."

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"I didn't tell you where it is," Greg pointed out, foolishly.

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"So? That doesn't break dibs," GOB countered.

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"You have to talk to the nun lady," Greg said.

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"No I don't," GOB said. "Thou shalt not break dibs even by consulting nuns. Moses said that."

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"Nuh uh," Greg said.

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"Reread the Bible sometime. It's there in chapter thirty-two, right after Moses punches the guy," GOB said.

He actually thought this was true.

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"Before or after the part with the elephants and the palm trees?" Greg asked.

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"Right after," GOB said.

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"Oh, dude, that's my favorite part," Greg said happily.

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"And then with the dragon?" GOB started, wondering where Chick Song would take it.

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"The fire-breathing one or the one that was a metaphor?" Greg replied.

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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"One was a metaphor?" GOB asked.

Honestly, the only parts of the Bible he had ever read were the bits in the Old Testament that sounded hot when they talked about it on A&E. This shouldn't be shocking.

Re: The Bar [09/15]

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Greg nodded. "Know your Bible, dude."