You're All Boring [12pm-2pm FHT]

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

At noon, the radio cackles to life.

"I would like to state two things: I was NOT stuck in a tree and I don't shed. Contrary to anything else you might here." After a pause, Faithful's voice comes back. "Right, lines are open, call in to complain, ask pretty much anything, or request music. If you don't do the last one, I'll just play whatever my paw hits and then you're to blame for the bagpipe rendition of that song with the hips." Faithful's voice is replaced by a heart warming rendition of ... Little Bunny Foo-Foo.

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Call In

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

The crabby cat will take your call.

Re: Call In

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Never let it be said that Wilson was known for just letting things go. Oh no, he could hold on to something and bring it back into the mix when you least expect it.

Which is why, he was currently calling into the radio station and to Faithful.

Re: Call In

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"Have you considered talking into the phone? I hear that helps." Faithful said with a sigh.

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[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

"Faithful, it's so wonderful to hear your dulcet tones." Wilson said warmly.

"I have a song request please. Bette Midler's Wind beneath my wings."

Call he and Phale being snuggly, 'yucky'? Let the cat live with that song racketing around in his brain for the rest of the day because honestly...once you even thought of it was it possible to get it out of your head?

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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"Sure. Anything is better than this song." There was a light scratching and Pink Floyd's Pigs on the Wing (http://www.pink-floyd-lyrics.com/html/pigs-on-the-wing-1-animals.html) starts playing. "Eh, close enough?"

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[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

"How about Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (http://www.amazon.com/Cat-Tin-Roof-Eden-Atwood/dp/B0000006N2) by Eden Atwood?"

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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

After a bit of grumbling, and two more wrong songs, the right one began to play. "Why does everyone have such bad taste in music? Why is human music just so bad?"

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[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie's bored over at Empire and decides to call in.

"Faithful? Be honest. There was an open can of tuna up in the tree. Right?"

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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"I WAS NOT STUCK IN A TREE!"

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[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"It's okay to admit you were stuck there. No shame at all really. Did the troopers help you out of the tree?"

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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"Are you always this stupid or am I just special?"

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[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Stupid? Moi? Sounds to me you're just taking this whole 'stuck in a tree' thing a wee bit personally. I think we should take a cue from Dr. Phil and delve into the problem. Why did you go up there in the first place? Did Alanna forget to change your kitty litter? Did you not want to share your tender vittles with the other cats in the dorm? Did you get your most recent issue of Playkitty?"

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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"Have you considered seeing a psychiatrist? I'm fairly sure there's one working in the clinic here."

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[notajar]

Door rings up, since it's the first time she's got the chance to talk to the cat after Homecoming. "Hi, Faithful. I just wanted to thank you for your excellent dating advice."

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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

There's a long silance. "You're welcome?"

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[notajar]

"It's Door," she says, in case he gave out excellent dating advice to lots of people last week. "You told me I should just inform a boy he was going to the dance with me, and it worked quite well. And that I should ask Alanna about underwear, which also worked out nicely." She pauses. "I'm not sure about the see-through dress. I did buy one, but it hasn't arrived yet, so I can't try it on to see if I'll expire from shame or not."

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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

There was another long, long silance. "And um, who was your vic-er, date?"

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[notajar]

"Anders. I had a very nice time with him. And almost made his head explode before I told him the see-through dress wasn't the one I was wearing to the dance. That was fun."

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Hi, Faithful," Rory said. "I have just one thing."

Re: Call In

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"I was not stuck in a tree."

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Play Misty (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/e/ella+fitzgerald/misty_20045836.html) for me," she said, trying not to laugh.

Re: Call In

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

"Sure!" Faithful said, a touch relieved. Until he started listening to the song. "Traitor! I was nice to you!"

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory giggled. "Sorry."

Visit

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

He doesn't bite, really.

OOC

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

I have the bunny song stuck in my head, wtf?