Turtle & Canary; Thursday [ 03/08 ]

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

If there was one thing about Turtle Wexler, she was true to her word. So there was a sign on the window today (because she very well couldn't put it outside with all that rain):

Turtle & Canary thanks you for braving the weather to visit us today!
As a result, we are offering a Brave Soldier special on Squishies! 50% off!
And free hot cocoa!
With any purchase five dollars and up

Meanwhile, she may have been marking up umbrellas and river rafts, just a little.

Today's Squishy Flavors: Red, Blue, Tut tut it looks like Rain!

Turtle & Canary is open.

Comments

Mod Apu.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Especially while Turtle's at class or OMG SPARRING. You'll notice the store seems a little low on first aid stock today.

Talk to Turtle.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle's wondering if anyone else is thinking Apu seems a little different today. Still acting the same, still limping. Maybe it was just her?

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

At some point during the day, Teddy managed to drag herself to visit Turtle. He shifted back and forth between girl and boy most of the day and couldn't get the boy part to stick.

This sucked.

He need cocoa.

"Hey Turtle."

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Uh, hi?" Oh, crap. Who was the girl? Apparantly, she knew Turtle because she said her name, but Turtle was coming up on a blanks as to what her name was. She did look vaguely familiar, but Turtle still didn't feel like she knew her from somewhere. "How can I help you?"

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

Teddy shifted back to his normal self long enough to say, "It's me. Teddy." He struggled to hold this form, he NEVER struggled like this before. "I got turned into a girl thanks to this place being weird."

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle flailed. A lot. "Ohmigod, did you just shapeshift right in front of my eyes?" she said, only as one word, because that was frickin' weeeirrrrrrd!

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

He needed a list to keep track of who knew he could do this and not.

Dropping his normal form, he went back to his girly glory. "Yeah. Alien," He said glumly. He wanted his boyparts back.

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"So..." Turtle stared for a bit. "...Is that your actual form, or you just like pretending to be a girl? Is your normal form even your normal form or just one you keep because you can shape shift." Her eyes grew wide for a dramatic pause. "Is Teddy even your real name?!?"

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

"My normal form is a guy, I woke up like this and I can't seem to shift back," He said, sighing. "And yes, my name is Teddy."

And Dorrek, but she didn't need to know that.

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude slunk in about half-way through the day, looking decidedly sheepish. "Hey, Turtle-bra."

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle paused, looking carefully at the person and trying to play a new game she made up called Guess which person this really is.

Not like the slacked posture and colloquialism made it difficult. Turtle snerked. "Jude?"

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Yeah . . . I know, I know, Jude looks like a lady."

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle really couldn't help chuckling. "You girl up okay, I'd say, Jude."

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude very maturely stuck out her tongue. "Are you saying I'm not totally butch?"

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Totally not butch, dude," Turtle grinned, mimicking Jude in both voice and manner, as she stuck her tongue right back out at him. "In fact, I could probably beat you up right now."

It might have been the sparring talking. But, then again, after another quick appraisal, Turtle was thinking Judy here could kick her ass better than regular Jude could.

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Bra, you can beat me up when I'm not a girl," Jude pointed out.

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"Greetings young lady... I need..." she waved her hand vaguely. "Things."

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"What kind of," Turtle repeated the gesture, "things? We have a lot of," gesture, "things here."

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"Well. Cleaning supplies first and formost."

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"What kind of cleaning supplies?" Turtle asked, whipping out the 'Go fetch this, Apu' notepad.

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"Anything you'd suggest for getting blood out of carpet?" she asked. "Normally, would use magic for getting stains out but being transformed into a woman could have some effects on my spiritual mojo as it were, and I don't want to chance it."

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle looked a little wide eyed. "Do I even want to ask why you have blood on your carpet?"

Re: Talk to Turtle.

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"No." Byron responded. "You don't."

SECURITY, SquishyBot, Cube!

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

The attempts to convert the SquishyBot to produce hot liquids was generally not a success. Turtle was wondering where Cube might have gotten that bow. Was it a bow? She couldn't tell, and she was too afraid to get too close to the damn thing to check.

OOC

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Today makes me a little woeful to have but one male character. ;_;