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Town [Later That Night]

After spreading much early holiday cheer in the dorms, Mr and Mrs Claus have waddled their way into town.

"Oh dearest, dearie dear," John said, still in high pitched voice mode, "do you think the townspeople could use some holiday cheer? I think they could."

[Second verse, same as the first. Gotta a townie that wants a song? Ping in and they'll get one!]

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The Jerries were running around their store, hoping that they could ward off the invasion of elephants that the government had sent for them. And/or practicing their lounge singing.

Mrs Claus knocked daintily on the door to the Sizzler's store.

"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeerry Christmas!"

The Jerries stared for a long moment.

"Jerry! Jerry, it is the tooth fairy!"

"But Jerry, we have no teeth!"

"Jerry, he will steal our teeth!"

"Jerry, he will attack us with our teeth!"

"THE TEETH ARE COMING FOR US!"

The Jerries screamed and began running around in circles, arms flailing wildly.

"Guys, chill! We're Santa and Mrs Claus and we wanna sing you a song." He threw paper-snow at them.

One of the Jerries was hit by the paper-snow, and he immediately fell to the ground, sticking his tongue out and faking his own death.

"You have killed Jerry!" the other Jerry yelled.

"I am so very dead!" the (dead) Jerry announced.

"I must avenge him!"

"Aveeeeeeeenge me!"

"You are going down, tooth fairy!"

"Your teeth cannot kill us, because I am already dead!"

And with that the (live) Jerry took off his wig and hurled it at the Clauses.

And then screamed.

"JERRY! THEY HAVE STOLEN MY HAIR!"

"And killed me!" piped up the (dead) Jerry. "Don't forget killed me!"

Mrs Clause stared at the Jerries. "Dearest husband, I have no idea what's going on here?"

"I think we've stumbled upon the third list! There's the nice list, the naughty list and the holy crap batshit crazy list!"

"Jerry!" cried the live Jerry. "Jerry! They have lists!"

The dead Jerry jumped up and walked over to the live Jerry.

"Are they from the government? Did they send the lists to our brains, Jerry?"

"Perhaps they would like some souvenirs! From Mexico!"

"From Sweden!"

"From the government!"

"No! Wrong, wrong, wrong!"

"Wrong, wrong, wrong!"

The Jerries were now hitting themselves in the face in time with the "Wrong"s.

"Husband dearest, perhaps we should flee before they eat our brains," Mrs Claus said in her sweetest voice.

"I think so too, dear!" He threw some snow at the Jerries again and made a run for it."

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