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Town [Later That Night]

After spreading much early holiday cheer in the dorms, Mr and Mrs Claus have waddled their way into town.

"Oh dearest, dearie dear," John said, still in high pitched voice mode, "do you think the townspeople could use some holiday cheer? I think they could."

[Second verse, same as the first. Gotta a townie that wants a song? Ping in and they'll get one!]

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Elliot was spending a quiet Saturday night in her apartment, watching the Biography special on Marlon Brando. "So hot," she muttered to herself. 'Even after he got fat."

"That voice is really scary, man."

"I'm creeping myself out," he said. "My grandma talks like this."

Mrs Claus knocked loudly on Elliot's door. "Here to spread some Christmas cheer, dear!"

Elliot bounced over to the door. "It's April?" she pointed out, opening it. "Unless ... oh my god, did I fall asleep and sleep for eight months?"

"I've never met your grandma, but now I wanna hear it for myself. Maybe she's an alien. It's not normal."

"Yes! Now stand there and listen to our Christmas carol." He took a deep breath and started to sing. "Good King Kawalsky looked out on the feast of Gremlin, when the glitter was about, he went to the Kremlin!"

Aly wasn't doing much of anything except trying to watch an episode of America's Next Top Model to see what Wade was on about.

So far? Women who needed to have a sandwich. And Tyra's forehead.

"Brightly shone in the sky, the beer of his belly, the apple of his eye! Oh no, so scary, that's when someone from the Kremlin hit him with pieeeeeeee!"

Santa pounded on the door heavily, knowing who owned this apartment. "HO HO HO!"

Had he known what Aly was watching on TV, he probably would have said the same thing about the models.

The Jerries were running around their store, hoping that they could ward off the invasion of elephants that the government had sent for them. And/or practicing their lounge singing.

Wade was watching that movie where Julie Andrews was topless. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083015/) Wow. She was right up there with Bea.

"Mmmm, Bea and Julie threesome."

Elliot was less confused by this than she might have been before working with JD and Turk. "Excellent post-Cold-War singing," she offered. "Am I supposed to give you beer or chocolate or something?"

Mrs Claus knocked daintily on the door to the Sizzler's store.

"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeerry Christmas!"

"Dammit, Wade," Aly yelled. "Call me a ho again, and you're going to get a knife through the-" She pulled open the door. "Oh. My. God."

Mrs Claus had no idea what was waiting on this door.

So, she knocked using, doing the 'shave and haircut' rhythm and said, "We are here to spread joy and seasons greetings!"

Yomiko was spending a quiet evening reading in the living room. Little did she know what roamed the streets of Fandom.

"Yes! Both!"

"Meeeeerry Christmas young lady! Ho ho ho! Would you like to hear a Christmas carol?"

Santa and Mrs Claus bounded (or skipped in Mrs Claus' case) up to 18 Apocalypse Avenue. Santa pounded on the door. "Ho ho ho! Meeeeeeeerry Christmas!"

"Go away! Julie Andrews is shirtless!" Pause. "And hot!"

Moist was sitting at the desk in his apartment, doing some calculations, mostly involving post office profit and ways to increase it. "There's got to be a way to make it more popular," he muttered. "Maybe the island needs its own stamps."

"I'll be right back," Elliot said, and disappeared into her kitchen. She emerged with two bottles of Heineken and a napkin full of Oreos. "I'm not sure they go together," she noted doubtfully.

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