Town [Later That Night]

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

After spreading much early holiday cheer in the dorms, Mr and Mrs Claus have waddled their way into town.

"Oh dearest, dearie dear," John said, still in high pitched voice mode, "do you think the townspeople could use some holiday cheer? I think they could."

[Second verse, same as the first. Gotta a townie that wants a song? Ping in and they'll get one!]

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Re: Gimme a Carol!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Santa and Mrs Claus bounded (or skipped in Mrs Claus' case) up to 18 Apocalypse Avenue. Santa pounded on the door. "Ho ho ho! Meeeeeeeerry Christmas!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[agentthepaper]

Yomiko opened the door warily, muttering, "I know I'm not that out of touch," as she did so. "Um," she said when she saw Santa and Mrs. Claus. "Hi. Can I help you?"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Why dearest!" Mrs Claus exclaimed. "It's Yo Yo Ma, the famous cellist! Can you play for us? We're huge fans! Dearest husband prefers Yanni but we both love you!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[agentthepaper]

"I'm sorry," Yomiko said apologetically, "you must have me confused with someone else. I can't play the cello."

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Oh come now, don't put yourself down! Give it a go! We'll even sing along with you!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[agentthepaper]

"No, there--there is no cello." Yomiko looked around for a hidden camera or something.

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"We could dance to make you feel more comfortable?" Mrs Claus proposed. "Two in love people dancing to beautiful cello music!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"The air cello!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[agentthepaper]

"Really," Yomiko tried again. "I don't have a cello! My name is Yomiko!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Air cello!" Santa insisted. "We'll sing along!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[agentthepaper]

"Air cello, right. Um. Air cello what?"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"A Christmas carol!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[agentthepaper]

Yomiko blinked. "Which one?"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Well, this one, of course," Mrs Claus said. "Church bells ring, are you listening? In the land, the trolls are glistening! A horrific sight, we're not happy tonight! Stuck in the troll horror land!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Gone awaaaay is the quiet!
Here to staaaaay is the riot!
We battle all the night,
Til we win the fight,
Stuck in the troll horror land!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[agentthepaper]

A very puzzled Yomiko attempted to hum and air cello along with this song, which she was pretty sure was not any Christmas carol she'd ever heard in Japan or England.

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"In the middle you can build a zombie!
And pretend that it's a circus clown!
He'll ask if you are married, you'll no man!
And then he'll try chow your brains all dooown!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[agentthepaper]

"I. I don't think that's how it goes," she told Santa, like he might listen.

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"That's okay. I'm Santa Claus. I get to make my own lyrics."