Town [Later That Night]

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

After spreading much early holiday cheer in the dorms, Mr and Mrs Claus have waddled their way into town.

"Oh dearest, dearie dear," John said, still in high pitched voice mode, "do you think the townspeople could use some holiday cheer? I think they could."

[Second verse, same as the first. Gotta a townie that wants a song? Ping in and they'll get one!]

Comments

For Mr Claus

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

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Re: For Mr Claus

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"That voice is really scary, man."

Re: For Mr Claus

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"I'm creeping myself out," he said. "My grandma talks like this."

Re: For Mr Claus

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"I've never met your grandma, but now I wanna hear it for myself. Maybe she's an alien. It's not normal."

Gimme a Carol!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

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Re: Gimme a Carol!

[blonde-doctor.livejournal.com]

Elliot was spending a quiet Saturday night in her apartment, watching the Biography special on Marlon Brando. "So hot," she muttered to herself. 'Even after he got fat."

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Mrs Claus knocked loudly on Elliot's door. "Here to spread some Christmas cheer, dear!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[blonde-doctor.livejournal.com]

Elliot bounced over to the door. "It's April?" she pointed out, opening it. "Unless ... oh my god, did I fall asleep and sleep for eight months?"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly wasn't doing much of anything except trying to watch an episode of America's Next Top Model to see what Wade was on about.

So far? Women who needed to have a sandwich. And Tyra's forehead.

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Santa pounded on the door heavily, knowing who owned this apartment. "HO HO HO!"

Had he known what Aly was watching on TV, he probably would have said the same thing about the models.

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

"Dammit, Wade," Aly yelled. "Call me a ho again, and you're going to get a knife through the-" She pulled open the door. "Oh. My. God."

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

The Jerries were running around their store, hoping that they could ward off the invasion of elephants that the government had sent for them. And/or practicing their lounge singing.

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Mrs Claus knocked daintily on the door to the Sizzler's store.

"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeerry Christmas!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

The Jerries stared for a long moment.

"Jerry! Jerry, it is the tooth fairy!"

"But Jerry, we have no teeth!"

"Jerry, he will steal our teeth!"

"Jerry, he will attack us with our teeth!"

"THE TEETH ARE COMING FOR US!"

The Jerries screamed and began running around in circles, arms flailing wildly.

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade was watching that movie where Julie Andrews was topless. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083015/) Wow. She was right up there with Bea.

"Mmmm, Bea and Julie threesome."

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Mrs Claus had no idea what was waiting on this door.

So, she knocked using, doing the 'shave and haircut' rhythm and said, "We are here to spread joy and seasons greetings!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Go away! Julie Andrews is shirtless!" Pause. "And hot!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[agentthepaper]

Yomiko was spending a quiet evening reading in the living room. Little did she know what roamed the streets of Fandom.

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Santa and Mrs Claus bounded (or skipped in Mrs Claus' case) up to 18 Apocalypse Avenue. Santa pounded on the door. "Ho ho ho! Meeeeeeeerry Christmas!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[agentthepaper]

Yomiko opened the door warily, muttering, "I know I'm not that out of touch," as she did so. "Um," she said when she saw Santa and Mrs. Claus. "Hi. Can I help you?"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[norglomofnit.livejournal.com]

Moist was sitting at the desk in his apartment, doing some calculations, mostly involving post office profit and ways to increase it. "There's got to be a way to make it more popular," he muttered. "Maybe the island needs its own stamps."

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Mrs Claus toddled over to the next apartment and kicked the door. What, she was a woman who might be PMS'ing!

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[norglomofnit.livejournal.com]

Okay, that didn't sound good. Against his better judgement, Moist went to answer the door and stared bemusedly at the...person on the other side of it. "Hello?"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[exwatcher.livejournal.com]

Giles was relaxing in his flat, idly playing on his guitar.

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Mrs. Claus, now wobbling a little after the beer from Dr. Reid's, knocked on Giles' door for like two minutes straight.

"Knock knock knock?" Mrs Claus called. "Anyone home?"