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Town [Later That Night]

After spreading much early holiday cheer in the dorms, Mr and Mrs Claus have waddled their way into town.

"Oh dearest, dearie dear," John said, still in high pitched voice mode, "do you think the townspeople could use some holiday cheer? I think they could."

[Second verse, same as the first. Gotta a townie that wants a song? Ping in and they'll get one!]

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"Meeeeerry Christmas young lady! Ho ho ho! Would you like to hear a Christmas carol?"

Aly stared. "Not if you call me a ho again."

"Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!" Mrs Claus got a little carried away. "Dearest husband of mine, has she been naughty or nice? Check your list and I'll throw snow at her."

And he threw snow at her.

Santa checked his list. "She's been nice! And naughty, but in the good way. Uh, not dirty."

"Are you sure, dearest?" Mrs Claus asked. "Nothing on there about not babysitting a child for a poor, dear student?"

"Oh, I think we can overlook that considering that the little hellspawn is on the naughty list!"

"I really think you should," Aly pointed out. "Seeing as her own father tried to sell her. He doesn't get cookies, right?"

"I already got cookies and beer," Mrs Claus pointed out. "My dearest dearest sweetest most loving husband provides for me!"

"And the wench doesn't appreciate it! But we are in love. IN MAD LOVE. Would you like a song? A little Christmas ditty?"

"Why yes, I would love a song," Aly said, leaning back against the door frame and crossing her arms. "Please bestow one upon me, you crazy madly in love couple."

Santa cleared his throat and thought of a song. "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claaaaus underneath the mistletoe last niiiiight!"

Aly facepalmed and turned to John.

"And Mrs. Claus. Do you have a song for me?"

"Why, of course I do!"

Mrs Claus was totally a good singer, really.

"Blonde teacher got run over by a old lady!
Walking home from some dude's house on Christmas Eve!
You can say there's really no natural blondes here!
But as for me and someone else, we believe!"

Santa started drumming along to the song on the wall with his hands.

"If I give you two chocolate, will you go away before I have to hurt you?"

"A threat of violence," Mrs Claus gasped. "Honey, put her on the naughty list or I'm leaving you."

"Fine! But she's going on the naughty-in-a-good-explodey-way list. At least until after the Revolutions final."

Mrs Claus sighed. "Very well. Kisses?"

Yeah, srsly.

Santa had to hold his sides from laughing so hard first, but then he grimaced and planted a big smooch on Mrs Claus' cheek. "Yes dear!"

"Oh, thank you dear!" Mrs Claus said and returned the kiss, right on Mr Claus' cheek. "And now, chocolate?"

Aly had to hold on the wall from laughing as she went back into the kitchen to grab some brownies to give to them.

"Sweets for the sweets," she said in a sugary and mocking voice. "You two are too cute. I'll have to send my pictures on."

Kawalsky fished a disposable camera out from under his costume and waved Crichton over to have a photo taken with Aly and him. "Photo op!"

"Make sure you get my good side," John said, shuffling over and moving the fake boobs down.

"Say Merry Christmas!"

He squeezed in close and snapped the photo with his arm holding the camera outstretched.

Trying not to get too smushed by the fake boobs or the burly KawalskyKlaus, Aly laughed. "Merry Christmas!"

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