Town [Later That Night]

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

After spreading much early holiday cheer in the dorms, Mr and Mrs Claus have waddled their way into town.

"Oh dearest, dearie dear," John said, still in high pitched voice mode, "do you think the townspeople could use some holiday cheer? I think they could."

[Second verse, same as the first. Gotta a townie that wants a song? Ping in and they'll get one!]

Comments

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Honey, I think it's a little late for that, no matter what Tyra told you!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Husband, are you calling me a fat, ugly cow?"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"I am, my dear, yes. Yes I am. You could lose a few pounds, maybe get a tummy tuck and a facelift. I work hard all year! You could show a little appreciation!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"I showed you some appreciation last night!" Mrs Claus yelled. "Do you think its easy to be married to someone who only has a job for one night a year? All you do is watch soap operas!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[norglomofnit.livejournal.com]

He'd been looking back and forth between them, growing more and more amused. "Christmas would be some sort of holiday, I gather? A time for togetherness and being with family, perhaps?" It explained the bickering, and Moist was growing ever more certain he didn't want to know about Christmas. "And you spread cheer by making people feel better about their families?"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"SHUT UP," Mrs Claus bellowed at Moist. "Before I hit you with my shoe!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Leave the man alone, you crazy wench! You're scaring him!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[norglomofnit.livejournal.com]

Hmm, maybe not the harmless kind of crazy. Moist smiled charmingly and took a little step backwards. "Is that a Christmas tradition? Being hit by shoes wielded by beautiful women?" And even he was surprised he managed to get that out with a perfectly straight face.

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"No, she's just a crazy old woman. Don't mind her. Come along, dear, we'll get you liquored up."

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Liquor?" Mrs Claus perked up at that. "Oh yes, let's go do that!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Goodbye, postmaster! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

Re: Gimme a Carol!

[norglomofnit.livejournal.com]

Moist waved them good bye and shut the door, making a note that Christmas was to be avoided at all costs. Maybe he'd just stay in here for a few days, until he could be sure it was over.