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Town [Later That Night]

After spreading much early holiday cheer in the dorms, Mr and Mrs Claus have waddled their way into town.

"Oh dearest, dearie dear," John said, still in high pitched voice mode, "do you think the townspeople could use some holiday cheer? I think they could."

[Second verse, same as the first. Gotta a townie that wants a song? Ping in and they'll get one!]

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"That's the worst type of morbidly obese, bearded Frenchmen!"

"Tell you what!" Santa said, not wanting to die because of being falsely accused of being French. "I'll replace the pony with a camel! With built-in air conditioning!"

Deadpool paused and thought it over. "Is this camel trained to spit at my enemies?"

"Not just any spit. That annoying spit with the smell you can never get out of your clothes."

"You've got yourself a deal, fat man!"

"Pleasure doing business with you! Oh, did you want a Christmas carol while we're here?"

"As long as it isn't in French." Because they had clearly established the evil of the French. Much more evil than the Danish.

"We only sing 100% American Christmas carols!" He took a deep breath. "We two kings of Fandom are, bearing gifts we traverse afar! Preserve and park, school and...uh...sharks, following yonder star!"

"O star of Fandom, star full of beer! Star with gremlin spit, star made of fear! Drunken leaving, still dry heaving!"

"Guide us to ol' Deadpool heeeeeere!"

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