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fandomtownies2007-07-27 07:12 pm
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Caritas - Friday evening [Open]
The zombies were nowhere to be seen. Neither was Tino.
GOB, on the other hand, was behind the bar in a white coat spotted with dried red areas. He was holding a pair of scissors. Surely there was a good reason for this.
[OOC: Tino and the zombies will be around eventually. I'm here now, though!]
GOB, on the other hand, was behind the bar in a white coat spotted with dried red areas. He was holding a pair of scissors. Surely there was a good reason for this.
[OOC: Tino and the zombies will be around eventually. I'm here now, though!]
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"I wanted to be a lumberjack. Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia... The giant redwood, the larch, the fir, the mighty scots pine." A chorus could be heard in the background. "The smell of fresh-cut timber! The crash of mighty trees!"
A backdrop of mighty pine trees appeared on stage and a masculine woman with a blond wig and blue dress walked up to join GOB. In fact, the woman looked rather Tinoish. "With my best girlie by my side, we'd sing ... sing ... sing."
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day
The Zombie Band appeared on stage, dressed in full Mountie regalia.
Rrrr rrrjkkk rrah rrrm rrr kayyy
Urrr eeee rrr rrrtt urrr urrk ahhh rrr, they sang.
GOB continued,
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.
The zombies contributed more grunts.
GOB: I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Zombies: Rrr uuuuh rrrr eeeees, Rrr rrrrih rrr uhhhm
Rrrr eiiiigh rrr rrrr iiiiile rrrs
Rrr ouhhh rrr rrrmmms rrriiine
Rrr aaaan rrrrrrr arrrrs
GOB: I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear Mama.
Zombies: Rrr uuuuh rrrr eeeees, Rrrr aaaarr eeeigh rrrrs
Rrruhrruhrs rr ah rrrrr
Rrrr rrrr Rrrr'd rrrreee rah rrrree
Rah rrrke rrrri rrrrrr?
The zombies left the stage and Tino ran off, crying.
GOB stood there dumbly until he came to. "I'm not gay," he said into the microphone.
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Not that he'd even be able to make a real attempt considering the Sanctuary Spell, but still.
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GOB handed over a clipboard with a questionairre about what kind of haircut she would like while he ducked under the bar and checked a chart of major arteries in the human body.
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GOB stepped out from behind the bar and started to walk towards the stage (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomtownies/1911725.html?thread=87339181#t87339181).
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GOB was already pouring Scotch for himself.
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"Also, they're probably too busy screwing they're classmates to work on a Friday. Anyway, I'm GOB Bluth. I own this place."
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It was fairly clever for him.
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Threatening to hex somebody was one such clue.
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GOB was not a punner.
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"DAMMIT! YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE!" GOB yelled, grabbing onto the bar to attempt to steady himself.
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Sending a laugh over her shoulder, she exited Caritas.
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OOC [7/27]