The Park, Monday Evening

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

Andrew was a little tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by a playful cheetah cub attacking his feet. He brought Bart with him to the park to see if a little running around might be the key to a night of restful sleep. He also had a notebook, and when he wasn't being pounced upon, Andrew was writing and doodling.


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[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

A walk in the park had seemed like a good idea, until he saw a big cat running around on the grass. At least this one wasn't a divine servant in disguise, or if it was the disguise was really impressive. Gabriel bared his teeth and hissed at the cheetah cub.

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

The little cheetah cub just stopped and gave the big man a quizzical kind of look, before attempting to pounce on one of his feet.

[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

"Hey, get off me, you hellcat!" Gabriel cried out, glaring at the playful cub.

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

The cub ran away. He was unnaturally fast, even for a cheetah. If one could follow the blurry trail, he would see the cub peeking out from behind Andrew, seated in the grass.

[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

"You! Is that your devilish creature? It's attacking strangers!" Gabriel waved a pointed finger at Andrew.

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

Andrew looked up at the angry man. "Um, it's my roommate, Bart. And, I mean, as far as I know, he can hardly be considered devilish. I've met a few creatures that are, you know, literally devilish, and this little fella' is nothing like them."

He pulled Bart into his lap, protectively.

[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

The monkey was contradicting him. Gabriel eyed him cooly. "Yeah? Like what creatures?"

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

Andrew thought of a number of demonic creatures. "Hellhounds, for starters."

[no-archangel.livejournal.com]

Gabriel made a face of disgust. "Why would you want to meet those? They smell!"

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

Jeff would have passed right by if he hadn't seen a certain Strange Bloke sitting there.

Normally, he'd use the opportunity to flee, but there were more important matters here.

He stomped over towards Andrew. "You've got a video!" he said, accusingly.

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

Andrew looked up from where he was sitting, "Umm, no it's a notebook." He picked up the notebook and waved it about as proof.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

But Jeff was not to be swayed from his objective. "You've got a video," he repeated, "A tape. A tape of lesbians."

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

"I have no such..." Andrew paused. "Are you referring to the documentary I'm putting together based on Friday night's festivities occurring in the fifth floor common room?"

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"Yes! The lesbians!" Jeff was gesturing now. "You can't keep the lesbians to yourself, it's against the code!"

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

Andrew frowned, "The code?" He was really worried that it was something he should know about.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

"It's part of the Man Code!" Jeff argued, unaware of who he was arguing with, if there was anyone at all, "Lesbians and pornography are to be shared. Especially in combination."

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

Andrew was suddenly feeling very protective of his documentary. "It is not pornography! There are interviews!" He was now doing a fair amount of flailing himself. "It is very tastefully done -- at least, it will be once I'm done splicing it together and add the music. And not all of the participants were lesbians. I have a few very tasteful shots of guys partaking in the fun as well."

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy was wearing a t-shirt that said on the front:

I LIKE YOU.

And on the back:

PDA

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

Andrew didn't immediately see the back of Billy's t-shirt.

"Thanks, Billy. I like you too."

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"I've been feeling much friendlier these days." Billy grinned. And to think, he had Umbrage and her ridiculous rules to thank for that. Or possibly he was just being obnoxious.

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

Andrew was still, amazingly, blissfully unaware of how the new Headmistress' decrees were impacting the other students. "Is it the humidity? Because it's having the opposite effect on me."

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"No I don't think that's it. I can see how it would have that effect on you though. It almost seems like it's getting hard to breathe around here." Again, a refference to Umbridge's rules. Oh, Billy was so very clever.

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, we don't get humidity like this back in California. Not that I should complain, other than that, this place is just awesome." He looked around the park.

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"I hear it's worse this year than it has been. Maryland's really getting slammed, plus it refuses to rain out there."

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

"So what's up with the shirt?" Andrew asked.