Bluth's Original Frozen Banana Stand, Thursday, 9/13

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

He had to do it. The Banana Costume of Doom. It wasn't too bad, he supposed. Just hot. Really hot. Good thing Maeby wasn't here to see him sweltering to death.

 

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George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

If you don't laugh at him, he'll give you half off the cost of nuts. Which would be 5 cents. How cool is that?

Re: George Michael Bluth

[mr-hippie.livejournal.com]

On his lunch break, Leo headed out for food, and, did not a double, not a triple, nay, a quadruple take, at George.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

George Michael waved his hand at the older guy with bushy hair.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[mr-hippie.livejournal.com]

The banana had arms! "Woah!"

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

"What?" George Michael was sweating to death.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[mr-hippie.livejournal.com]

It talked!!! "Uh, hey Man." Leo said, starting to remember that, weird things happen in this town all the time. "How's it goin?"

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

"Hello," he said politely. "I'm hot. Would you like a banana?"

Re: George Michael Bluth

[mr-hippie.livejournal.com]

Well Leo was sure that by banana standards, he was quite hot, but...

"I don't think you're my type Man." Leo said gently.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

George Michael Bluth stared. Oh no, he had sounded like his uncle Tobias.

"The banana is hot."

Re: George Michael Bluth

[mr-hippie.livejournal.com]

"I don't think chicks did it when you refer to yourself in the third person."

Re: George Michael Bluth

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

Mary was all about supporting the local businesses. Besides, she had to stop once she saw the banana costume.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

"Hello, Miss Connell," George Michael said, embarrassed to be caught in the banana suit in front of her.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

"Hi! Call me Mary. No one calls me Miss Connell," she said with a grin. "Wow, look at you! I like the costume."

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

"You... you do?" he asked, sweating terribly. "It's kind of hot in here."

Re: George Michael Bluth

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

Mary giggled. "I bet. Are you going to wear that all day?"

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

"I don't think so. It wouldn't be good for business if the manager fell over from heat stroke. Someone might steal my bananas."

Re: George Michael Bluth

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

"Definitely not a good idea," agreed Mary. "Although on the plus side you won't get any complaints about the guy in the costume. I hired a mascot once for my casino back in Vegas and it was a total disaster."

Re: George Michael Bluth

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

"Oh? You own a casino?" He wondered if her breasts were real.

Re: George Michael Bluth

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

"Nope, but I'm a Las Vegas native so I've been working in casinos just about forever," said Mary. "I started out as a casino host, then became their events director and finally became general manager of the resort until I had to leave."

There was nothing fake about Mary.

Enjoy your banana

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

And watch the seagulls. George Michael stares at them alot.

OOC

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

La... I'm hungry.

Re: OOC

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

I have two bananas in my fridge right now. HERE. GO CRAZY.

Re: OOC

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

But are they chocolate bananas? Hmmmmm?

Re: OOC

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

No. *pouts* But these posts have left me wishing they were so bad all week. All your fault.

Re: OOC

[george-m-bluth.livejournal.com]

*evil lil snickers*

I've never had a chocolate covered banana myself. Don't even know where the crap to get one.