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Turtle & Canary; Sunday [12/2]

Victor was really into the holiday cheer. Really. Ho ho whatever.

Sing Christmas music and he might stab you with a can of Chef Boyardee. He'd find a way.

Today's Squishy flavors: Bah, Humbug, Red
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[identity profile] honoraryphd.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Not likely to stab you with anything.

Talk to Doom

[identity profile] honoraryphd.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
First you use magic to crush one end. Then you stab!

Re: Talk to Doom

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Jamie loved the holidays. He truly did. To him it was the most wonderful time of the year. Which is why he was singing "It's the most wonderful time of the year".

Loudly.

Also badly.

Possibly using Spanish verses intermingled with the English ones.

Bad Spanish.

"Grape Judas, please," Jamie requested between lyrics.

Re: Talk to Doom

[identity profile] honoraryphd.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Victor threw a can at Jamie. "We don't have Grape Judas today."

Re: Talk to Doom

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"OW!" Jamie yelled as the can glanced off his shoulder.

"You have Grape Judas here almost everyday of the year! Why not today?"

Re: Talk to Doom

[identity profile] honoraryphd.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"I chose not to put it into the machine," Victor said simply.

Re: Talk to Doom

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2007-12-03 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Well I'm a regular paying customer," Jamie replied. "Who was just hit by a can of ravioli. Go put some Judas in the machine."

Re: Talk to Doom

[identity profile] honoraryphd.livejournal.com 2007-12-03 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
"You know me, Madrox," Victor said. "You know that I will do no such thing."

Re: Talk to Doom

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2007-12-03 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Well I know you Vic," Jamie replied. "And just so you know? You'll never be better than Richards. You'll never beat him. At anything."

Re: Talk to Doom

[identity profile] honoraryphd.livejournal.com 2007-12-03 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
"You're obsessed with Richards," Victor noted. "Nearly every time we speak you bring him up. It can't be healthy."

Later in his life, Victor would not remember this conversation.

Re: Talk to Doom

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2007-12-03 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
"You don't know how ironic that comment is, Vic."

Re: Talk to Doom

[identity profile] honoraryphd.livejournal.com 2007-12-03 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't think you're intelligent enough to know what irony is," Victor said.

Boy was he wrong.

OOC

[identity profile] honoraryphd.livejournal.com 2007-12-02 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
*looks outside* It is a gray, gray day. Wow. I think I need a light on already because it is so very gray.
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