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Turtle & Canary; Wednesday [ 12/19 ]

Turtle Wexler was singing. Turtle Wexler did not have the best singing voice in the world. Turtle Wexler didn't seem to really care.

"They say the best things in life are free," she chirped, happily plugging away at her inventory report, "but you can give them to tha birds an' bees, I want money!"

And then she dropped her voice down in lighter little chirps, "That's...what I want~!"

"Miss Turtle? Can you please stop singing that song?"

"I...can't, Apu! It's, like, STUCK. That's...what I want. Here. I'll give you a discount on these earplugs. Better?"

Today's Squishy flavors: Rock Lobster, Strawberry Fields, Brown Sugar

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The earplugs seem to have an adverse effect, as Apu is now wandering the store, humming "Our House." Yes. The one in the middle of our street. Our house.

Not wanting to be outside any more than she had to be, Jaye made the quickest shopping trip ever, stocking up on garlic and water guns.

Welcome to paranoid.

And why was she suddenly singing Britney? Whyfor did this happen?

"Money, money, money. Always sunny. In a rich girl's world."

What? If it she was going to get another song stuck in her head today, she was allowed to change the lyrics a little.

And sometime during this wonderful musical number Turtle was doing, a pair (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/lainey_chan/41HDKVJHZXL_SS500_.jpg) of gifts (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/lainey_chan/chocolate-coins.jpg) appeared on the counter.

And the singing of Ninjaaaa of the Niiiiiiight! as the mysterious gift giver fled again.

Jack decided to browse for gift items. In case he had to. "If I were a rich girl..."

And Turtle inexplicitely found her tune changing as she chirped, "na na na na na na na na na na na na na n--"

She paused, catching herself; her fit hit the counter. "Dammit!"

Jack blinked at her. "DId you just holla back, girl?"

"You really better be buying something, Jack," Turtle muttered, "if you're going to keep that up."

"...I'd fill my hard with chicks and turkeys and geese..." He blinked again, shook his head. "Uh, sorry. Um. Got any good gift ideas?"

"Lots of them," Turtle said with a small smile, "considering we kind of have everything. Looking for anyone in particular? Some sort of direction to narrow it down? We do great gift baskets."

"I'm just not sure who I should be buying for. Um. Maybe just a backup. Currently between girlfriends, and never know when that might change." He flashed her a winning smile.

Turtle quirked an eyebrow. "Between girlfriends?" she asked, almost with an air of skepticism about there even being any to be between.

"Yep. Say, you don't know anyone single, do you? Seems like everyone else is always paired up with everyone else, right?" He slumped his shoulders. In between the nuclear boots and the drip dry gloves.

"I can't say I've really paid that much attention," Turtle admitted. She never really paid much attention even when she wasn't dating Jeff.

"I guess I'll just have to make it on my own, then," he said, shoving his hands in his pockets.

"Well, I can tell you now," Turtle said, straightening haughtily before he got any ideas, "that if that's what you're after, you're barking up the wrong tree here. I already have a boyfriend."

"Right. I'll just... keep looking. So. What's a good emergency gift?" He peered at the gift baskets.

"Chocolate's always good," she suggested. "We've got gift certificates, too..."

"Sounds good. I'll take some ~~handwavey amounts~~ of each."

"Kill me." Marco asked as he came in.

"I'd love to help," Turtle said, quirking an eyebrow at Marco, "but I think that's, you know, mostly illegal. Why? What's wrong?"

Marco started humming ABBA and twitched. "Please?"

Picking up on the tune, Turtle smirked, somewhat maliciously. "Not a fan?" she teased. Because she actually kind of was, so she didn't mind at all.

Not that she'd admit that she was a fan.

Hey, you guys for some reason thought it was a good idea to do this one Wednesday when all my kids do crap. I HAVE NO REMORSE! OR SHAME! MWA HA HA.

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