Turtle & Canary; Sunday [1/20]

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

Doom was prepared for the NFL's Championship Sunday. That is, he was ignoring it completely and might shoot anyone who talked to him about sports with magic fire. Apu, meanwhile, made sure there was a nice display with chips and dip and drinks.

Doom considered knocking it down. Meanie.

Today's Squishy flavors: Grape Judas, Cherry Doom, Pigskin (not made with real pig)

Comments

Re: Talk to Doom

[withoutverona]

"Easy, easy," Frank said, taking only a split-second to pocket the ID before stepping back and wondering if everyone in this town was insane. "I'm not so big on death."

He paused to adjust his hat. "I know it's a big check and a lot of trouble," he tried. "I'd be willing to split it with you, 60-40."

Re: Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

"YOU DARE ATTEMPT TO BRIBE DOCTOR DOOM?" Doom asked in all caps. "LEAVE NOW OR I WILL CHOOSE YOUR DEATH FOR YOU."

Doom was friendly.

Re: Talk to Doom

[withoutverona]

Death seemed a bit extreme for a check-cashing scam the store's insurance would cover anyhow, but Frank was not dumb enough to want to test the clerk's receptivity to this information.

"I'm gone," he said instead, rushing to the door and wondering where the hell he had found himself.

At least he got a free candy bar out of the deal.