Turtle and Canary: Monday

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Jamie has set up the soup aisle as his own miniature bowling alley. He's got Progresso soup set up as the pins and he's using a Campbell's cream of chicken as a bowling ball.

So far he's got a 146 average.

Apu appears to be disgusted with the blatant soup abuse.

Squishy Flavors: Grape Judas, Tutti-Frutti, Cream of Chicken

Comments

Mod Apu

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Thank you! Come again!"

Bug Jamie

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Because he probably should be doing work

Re: Bug Jamie

[gkar-lastkhari.livejournal.com]

G'Kar nearly tripped over a can of wayward soup as he stepped into the store. Mondays were the days that Jamie Madrox was supposed to be working, according to Turtle.

Seemed like there wasn't much work going on, however. He cleared his throat loudly, designed to catch the attention of whoever was obviously goofing off.

Re: Bug Jamie

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"One second," Jamie said going into his windup. "I've got a 7-10 split."

The can flew down the lane and the seven can was pinged by the cream of chicken soup and sent spinning into the ten can.

Jamie threw his arms in the air and let out a victorious "woot".

"Okay! How awesome was that?"

Re: Bug Jamie

[gkar-lastkhari.livejournal.com]

G'Kar just gave him a blank look. Like he knew what a 7-10 split even was.

"Very awesome," he remarked in a tone that indicated that it was anything but. "What exactly are you doing?"

Re: Bug Jamie

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Bowling? Okay generally you don't use cans but you got to use what's available. Can I help you find something?"

Re: Bug Jamie

[gkar-lastkhari.livejournal.com]

"I am not familiar with this 'bowling'. But is it wise to use store merchandise for your own entertainment?"

Re: Bug Jamie

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Well I'm not expecting a run on Cream of Chicken soup," Jamie said cracking a grin. "You must be the new guy. The one with spots. I'm Jamie. Want to bowl a few frames?"

Re: Bug Jamie

[gkar-lastkhari.livejournal.com]

G'Kar scowled a little. Spots indeed. That joke was going to grow old fast. "Yes, I am the 'new guy'. I suppose you know who I am then?" Like in your new boss. Perhaps he missed Turtle's message about that.

"Jamie. Yes, I've heard about you. And no, I don't wish to 'bowl a few'." Whatever that meant.

Re: Bug Jamie

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"You would be G-something," Jamie said with a shrug. "And you look a little tense. I really think you should re-think your bowling stance. It's a great stressbuster."

Re: Bug Jamie

[gkar-lastkhari.livejournal.com]

"G'Kar," he corrected. "If I appear tense, it would most likely be due to my current surroundings." Perhaps Jamie missed Turtle's message about him. And his new relationship with the store.

"You do know who I am, yes?"

Re: Bug Jamie

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Sure! You're the boss man. The head cheese. Mr. Numero Uno," Jamie said cheerfully. "Can't believe you've been here a week and the store is stressing you out already. I think there's some baby oil in the next aisle. Would you like a shoulder rub?"

Re: Bug Jamie

[gkar-lastkhari.livejournal.com]

"I doubt the store itself is cause for any undo stress." Its current employee would be more like it. "I don't think I need a shoulder rub, thank you for the offer though."

He looked down at the soup cans still littering the floor. "Perhaps you should clean that up at some point?"

Re: Bug Jamie

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

Michael strolled into the store, grinning evilly and trailed by Liir.

"Hi! I need to teach my friend here about porn. Got any?"

Re: Bug Jamie

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

Liir looked warily at them both.

Re: Bug Jamie

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Sure!" Jamie said cheerfully as he picked up a spare. "What kind are you looking for? Dirty? Super Dirty? OMG Doesn't that hurt? or GAH!"

Re: Bug Jamie

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"...best ease him into it", Michael decided after a moment's consideration. "Just Dirty for now. And maybe one Super Dirty."

Re: Bug Jamie

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

He looked sideways at Michael.

"Is this some sort of laundry or something?"

Re: Bug Jamie

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie let out a burst of laughter as he led the boys back to the magazine section. "I don't think so. The magazines with the wrapped plastic and everything blacked out except for the title is what you are looking for. However if laundry is your thing they have washing applicances covered in Consumer Reports."

Re: Bug Jamie

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"We're not buying Consumer Reports", Michael said hastily. "Laundry's for later, Liir."

Re: Bug Jamie

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

"I did my laundry. Michael?"

He just looked at him.

"You realize this all makes absolutely no sense, yes?"

Re: Bug Jamie

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

"I know it doesn't yet. That's why we're here."

Andrew had better thank him for this.

Re: Bug Jamie

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"I'll let you two figure out what you need," Jamie said with a smirk. "If you need me I'll be in aisle two trying to break 200."

Re: Bug Jamie

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

"Could you perhaps just explain the basic concept, then? I know I'm simple enough, but I'm not totally hopeless."

He turned to Jamie.

"Thank you."

OOC

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

World ending? Not today.