Barbossa "Schedules are for other people" Radio

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"G'day me hearties 'n welcome t' Friday evenin' wit' the pirate!" Barbossa said.

It was even Friday night, which was, to be frank, a completely lucky guess on his part. "Tonight's theme be music that be gettin' ye ready t' go outside. I also be openin' the help lines fer those o' ye completely confused about what ye supposed t' be doin' next Thursday. It be Valentine's Day, a day ye give wenches chocolate in exchange fer sexual-type favors."

Not really, no. "It be me favorite holiday, except fer I never buy anythin'."

That, at least, was true.

He flipped on Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive" and cranked it.

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Re: Ask for advice!

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"He also sees ye when yer sleepin'," Barbossa said wisely. "'n wait until ye learn about the leprechauns."

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"What're those?" Gavin asked. "Symbols of some other holiday?"

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"Saint Patrick's Day," Barbossa said, nodding. "A day devoted t' drinkin' 'n pinchin' wenches."

Sort of...

Re: Ask for advice!

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"Pinching?" Like Gavin didn't think this planet was weird. "Better than arrows, I guess. I'm really concerned about this guy shooting people with his arrows while he's half naked."

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"Ye'd think he'd be more concerned about someone shootin' him back," Barbossa mused.

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"...I have a blaster," Gavin said thoughtfully. "Are we allowed to shoot holiday symbols?"

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"I don't see why ye couldn't..."

Re: Ask for advice!

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"Well, I don't want to piss off this planet's...overlords or whatever," Gavin said. "Bad luck for life kinda thing."

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"Ehh, their power is mostly greetin' card based these days," Barbossa replied.

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"Right." He was so shooting at some little flying thing if he saw it. "Thanks for the advice! Hopefully I don't have to shoot anyone but it's good to know I can without getting into trouble."

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"If ye hit Tinkerbell, I be havin' nothin' t' do with it," Barbossa said hastily.

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"I know who that is and I'll avoid her," Gavin promised. "Thanks!"

And Gavin hung up the phone, feeling better now that he knew he could defending himself against little men with wings and arrows.