Turtle & Canary; Sunday [2/24]

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Turtle & Canary; Sunday [2/24]

Mister Doom's excellent mood continued today. Not that this was a shock. This was a mood that would just get better and better over time and there was absolutely nothing that could stop that! Ever.

Today's Squishy flavors: Grape Peter, Smiles, Dun Dun Duuuuuuun

[OOC: There's going to be a tiny extra bit of OCD today. Don't mind me.]

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Who is happy that Doom continues to be happy.

Edited 2008-02-24 18:17 (UTC)

Please refer to the subthreads.

Doom was super-happy to be here.

Steve had finally caught up on radio and was here. With a camera. "Doom!"

"Professor Rogers!" Doom said. "Doom's favorite professor who Doom has never had for a class. What can Doom do for you today?"

"I'd like to get some photos. For ~~future blackmail~~ the newspaper. Of which I am the sponsor." Steve was at this moment lamenting that he couldn't operate a video camera.

"Of course," Doom said, posing with a hand up in the 'high five' position. "Doom is totally smiling, too!"

It was days like this Steve loved his life. *click* *click* "Can you give me the peace sign?"

"Only if you give Doom a high five," Doom said.

Steve held up his hand for a high five. Because, come on. He didn't know if this was brainwashing or what, but it was too good to pass up.

Doom high fived Steve. And then flashed the peace sign for a picture.

*click* *click* It was probably best not to press his luck. "Thank you. Oh, and I'd like a squishy."

"What flavor, sir?" Doom asked. "Doom suggests Smiles. It tastes like happiness."

"I'll take that one, then."

"Awesome!" Doom said. He filled up a Squishy cup and maybe put in a little more Smiles than he was supposed to, but he wasn't going to tell anyone. "Here you go, sir!"

Doctor Doom was not in a good mood (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/1703416.html?thread=104780792#t104780792). His Doombot appeared to be sullying his reputation and he would not stand for that.

After a trip to the weapons locker to get his gauntlets, he strode into Turtle & Canary and saw his mirror image behind the counter.

"Master," Mister Doom said. His programming kicked in when he saw Doctor Doom. No longer did he believe himself to be the actual Doom. He was now just a simple Doombot. With a nametag that read 'Mister Doom.'

Doctor Doom was disgusted. "Silence. You have made a mockery of the name Doom. The fact that you checked out My Brother the Tranny in Doom's name makes your existence forfeit!" Doom fired his finger lasers at the Doombot's neck, decapitating it.

Doom spent the rest of the day dismantling the Doombot, bringing the scraps that were once it's body out to the dumpster, and viewing the robots memory from the hard drive in its head.

His mood was only getting worse with time.

"DOOOOOM!!! My MAN!!!" Sokka strode up to the counter with a Smiles Squishy and an armful of candy. "High five!!!"

Doom lifted the head of the Doombot from the counter. "I have already destroyed my own creation today. Do not tempt me to do this to you as well."

Sokka pouted and sighed. "That was a ROBOT you??? That's not nearly as awesome as a gremlin bite. Still... I guess all good things must come to an end." He waved at the disembodied head. "I'll miss you, you funny little man."

"A gremlin could not bite me even if they desired," Doom said. "My armor would repel them, then I would slaughter them at will. You're a fool for even suspecting a gremlin bite."

Sokka nodded, considering. "You know, I'll bet that if you gave me that head, it could help me be less of a fool."

"No," Doom said. "I still need to review the damange it has done to my reputation, then it will be disassembled. None will have a chance to investigate any of my creations."

"DAMAGE it's done? I'd say it's ENHANCED your reputation a lot. You've become quite the popular fellow in the last week."

"You presume that Doom cares about popularity?" Doom asked. "Doom would never try out for cheerleading. This corrupted machine did. That is why it is nothing but spare parts and a hard drive now."

"Aw, man! Cheerleading!" Sokka exclaimed, smacking himself in the forehead. "I was gonna try out again!" He shrugged. "Do you think anyone was videotaping it? I have GOT to see your tryout!!!"

"The robot's tryout," Doom said. "And not only do I have no way of knowing, but what makes you think that I would give you a positive answer even if I did know? You frequently astound me with new depths of foolishness."

"What makes me think you would?" Sokka asked. "Because you're SUCH a nice guy! You're so friendly, and charming, and happy, with the high fives and everything! ...Can I have the recipe for DOOMCAKES, by the way? I do love them so."

"Know this, Sokka," Doom snarled. "No matter how much of an annoyance you attempt to be, you'll fall short of what Adama was able to accomplish this morning. You're second rate even in being a pest."

"Awww, MAN!!!"

Pouting, Sokka stomped out of the store.

The end of an era.

There will be a short period before the Talk to DOCTOR DOOM thread is up. But if you see this after the subthread is up, it'll be as if it all went up at the same time.

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