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Turtle and Canary, Thursday (3/6)

As Sokka restocked the Easter candy on the shelves, he set aside the best and freshest packages for himself. Just one of the perks of the job, even IF he did have to actually pay for them.

And he picked EXTRA-delicious Squishy flavors today, in case Amber stopped by to take him up on the dare.

Today's Squishy Flavors: Prime Rib, Honey-Baked Ham, Grape Judas

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And try the Squishies!

True to her word, Amber stopped in after her Ethics class. "Okay, Sokka, I'm here." But she was way iffy about this whole meat Squishy. Ew.

[Sorry! LJ chewed up the email! SP for great justice?]

Sokka grinned and presented Bob the SquishyBot with a flourish of his arm. "Here for your tasty enjoyment, we have two of the FINEST meat-flavored Squishy options available! Personally, I recommend the Prime Rib." He held up his own Squishy and sipped from it. "Deeeeeelicious!"

[Lj was the mother of all wh0res yesterday! NP! :D]

"I just. I don't know, Sokka. Sipping Prime Rib sounds so gross," she told him.

"You're not backing out on a DARE, are you?" Sokka asked in mock horror.

"Sokka," Amber whined slightly. "It's just so gross."

"You haven't even TRIED it yet!" Sokka protested.

"My imagination is so great," she said with a big nod.

Then she caved. "Okay, fine, but I only want a teeny tiny sip, Sokka. Teeny tiny, you understand."

Sokka got her a large. "In case you change your mind," he explained.

She wrinkled her nose at the large. "Wasteful, that's what that is," she told him and picked it up. Amber brought it to her nose to sniff first. "I'm gonna die. If I die it's gonna be your fault." She then took a tiny small sip.

...

It was the nastiest thing ever and to mess with him a little, Amber's eyes got wide and she set the Squishy on the counter, then promptly dropped to the floor in a fake dead faint.

"It wasn't that bad, now was it?" Sokka snerked.

Then he peered down at her a little worriedly. "Uh... You're only faking, right?"

Amber did her best to hold in her laughter. She laid there and tried not to breathe.

It wasn't working all that well. She twitched.

Sokka picked up her Squishy, took off the lid, and very, very slowly started tipping the cup. If she didn't move soon, she'd get a faceful of meaty ice.

Oh, and that would suck.

Amber barely peeked an eye open and oh my god noticed what he was about to do!

She scrambled up and out of the way as quick as she could. "I know you weren't gonna dump that on me! I could've been... almost dead or somethin'!"

"I thought you'd lost consciousness!" Sokka protested. It might have been more effective if he wasn't grinning like an evil madman. "I was trying to wake you up!"

"Yah, you betcha I believe that," Amber snorted, and okay, she might have been grinning just a tad.

"That is the nastiest Squishy I have ever had in my life. Just so you know."

Sokka shrugged. "More for me, then. At least you tried it."

Then he snuggled her cup a little. "Awwwwwww, she didn't mean to say mean things about you. No, she didn't. No, she didn't!"

"...what are you doin'?"

"Reassuring this small bit of extreme tastiness that just because you're crazy doesn't mean it won't be loved and cherished," Sokka replied.

"You think I'm crazy when you're the one talkin' to... that?" she pointed at the Squishy. "It's not alive, Sokka! You drink it for cryin' out loud."

"Yes," Sokka replied. "Yes, I will. Because you shunned it." He shook his head sadly and sighed loudly. "Seriously. Where would we all be in life, if we didn't talk to inanimate objects?"

...

"Ooookay," she said, wondering at Sokka's sanity. "Well, you enjoy it and keep talkin' to it. I'm gonna go cause... I feel icky now."

Especially when Sokka's in class, or when you want to avoid the Squishies.

No world ending, please.

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