fandomtownies | Caritas, Wednesday Night

Sing.

Drink.

Barney was only at the bar because Robin had promised he could torture the Mountie. It had nothing to do with the delicious beverages. Or the cigar he was smoking.

Or the smoking hot bartender. RAWR!

After getting the next clue from Biff, Fraser headed down to the bar to figure out what he was supposed to find there.

After deciding that Robin wouldn't leave a clue with Tino, he wandered over to Barney.

"Professor Stinson," Fraser greeted, nodding politely. "I hope you have something for me."

"Possibly," Barney replied, puffing on his cigar.

"Possibly," Fraser repeated. "Which means yes. Which means, may I please have it?"

"You have to do something for me first," Barney decided randomly. "Hmm...what is something you would hate?"

"I...what?" Fraser frowned at him. "Seriously?"

The smokin' hot bartender totally dropped Barney a wink. In case he wanted some Scotch or ... anything else.

So many tasty suggestions were read into that wink. "You know, I've been told I could use a little Faith." Barney liked his lines, yes.

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"Have you?" Faith grinned. She didn't mind lines from people who were good in bed, so it all worked out. "Exactly how much Faith do you think you need?"

"A whole hell of a lot," Barney grinned. "I've been a bad, bad boy."

"That's just how I like 'em," Faith smirked. "Isn't that handy?"

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"If it isn't the Suited Avenger himself." Ferris wasn't wearing a suit this week. "How goes the adventure of being the best dressed man in the bar?"

"It is and you," Barney did a double take, "Seem to have lost yours somewhere. How tragic."

"It's at the cleaner's. A tragedy, but an occasionally necessary one. One day, I hope I can have a high paying teaching job at an illustrious private school and can afford to wear suits every day of the week."

"I have an entire bedroom filled with suits," Barney informed him. "You can only dream of being so lucky."

Okay, so Ferris was a little impressed. "How do you arrange a collection so vast? Designer? Color? Style? What mood you're usually in when you want to wear it?" He turned away for a moment and spoke to the audience in a breaking-the-fourth-wall way that no one was conveniently capable of noticing. "Note to self: buy more suits." He turned back to Barney and the scene started again as if a freeze frame had ended.

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Ferris was at the bar again. No suit this week. "For some reason, we keep meeting like this."

"Probably because you keep dropping in to my bar," Faith grinned. "You a regular drinker, or you just here for the company?"

"Actually, alcohol doesn't do much for me. Don't get me wrong, the Blind Faith last week was enough to stay in my memory forever, but I prefer to be the sober one. It's way more entertaining. I'm definitely here for the company."

"One of the perks of the job," Faith nodded. "Watching drunk people. Very entertaining pastime, if you're into that kinda thing. Between that and getting hit on and all the booze, I can't believe they pay me."

"You must have the most entertaining job in Fandom. Well, if you don't count the Sex Ed teacher. That's right up there. You'd win though because of the free booze. So," Ferris said, changing the subject, "I realize our relationship up to this point has been purely bartender to customer and vice versa, but I think we're at the point where it's safe for me to engage in a little non-alcohol-related small talk. Like, say, what do you do when you're not serving alcohol to minors and guys in suits?"

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The Lounge

The OOC