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Caritas - Monday evening [Open]

For once, Jolee had absolutely no idea what to make of the situation at the bar.

Tino was dressed all in black with his face painted white. The zombies were in a similar situation, only it was their own regular filthy tatters of clothing (close enough to black) and paint was seemingly just splashed at their faces. They were miming playing their instruments. Tino was miming mixing drinks.

For his part, Jolee made sure that none of them were allowed near the garbage. After all, a mime was a terrible thing to waste.

[OOC: I'm around!]

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ROCK OUT to no music.

ORDER A MIXED DRINK that will never arrive because the guy who handles complicated drinks is a freaking mime.

Jaina came into the bar later in the night, and sort of just stared at Tino for a moment, a little worried. This only got worse when she looked at the stage.

"Good evening," Jolee said. "Order something simple or be dissapointed."

"Is Coke simple enough?" she asked. "This place really scares me sometimes."

"You and me both," Jolee said, walking around the invisible box that held Tino to get to the soda gun. "I've officially learned not to ask questions. I don't want to know the answers."

"Good self-preservation instinct," she said. "Aside from weird, how are things?"

"Nice and quiet at the moment," Jolee said. He glanced at the stage. "Well, especially at the moment. I'm not going to complain about that, though."

"I think they're creeping me out," she decided.

"You think this is creepy?" Jolee asked, handing over the Coke. "You wouldn't last three years in the Shadowlands."

Jaina frowned, instantly curious. "Why not?"

"Do you know what kinrath are?" Jolee asked. "Because they do mime, too."

"I think I've heard of them," she said.

"Huge bugs. Very poisonous. They enjoy pretending to walk into the wind when they're in a creative frame of mind," Jolee said.

Jaina stared at him a moment- she was doing a lot of that tonight. "Seriously?"

"Completely," Jolee said. "Whenever they broke the mime act and started throwing pastries at each other, it was usually time to go because it was all downhill from there."

"There is something deeply wrong with our universe," she said.

"There is something deeply gullible about you if you believed a word of that," Jolee said, shaking his head.

Jaina pointed up at the stage. "And why wouldn't I believe that?"

"Because zombies are different," Jolee said.

"Of course they are, how silly of me."

"Enough about them for now. How've you been recently?" Jolee asked.

"I helped out a friend and was a parent to five-year-old twins, and now I'm in Greece. So... busy," she said.

REMAIN A SAFE DISTANCE AWAY from mimes.

The pun in this post is dedicated to

stocksgrrl.

NOT ONLY ARE YOU A DESERTER, SIR, BUT YOU ARE NOW A PUNSTEALER, TOO. >:O

IT'S A TRIBUTE! ASK DEADPOOL!

Yes, because SANE people listen to something Deadpool says and thinks, "Hey, you know, I think that bloke is onto something, by George!"

I'm glad you agree!

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