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Caritas, Monday Night

Tink had had to pretend to teach today, and those days were always tiring. Molding young minds was exhausting, especially when one discovered one was completely out of absinthe.

So she zipped merrily along to her favorite place in the world, Caritas, because that was where absinthe lived when it wasn't staying at her place. And --

There was no bartender! Just that Tino guy! Excuse her?! How was she supposed to get drunk at this rate?! What a shoddy excuse for management this was! Why, why, she ought to ... ought to ...

... take the job herself, for the night, and use it to humiliate and mock anyone who came in attempting to get drinks! Refuse to serve anyone she didn't like! Guzzle everything in sight!

Caritas was open. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

(OOC: Faith's on vacay with Ghani and Renee. So ... Tink's running the bar. If you actually want liquor tonight, then either ( a ) prepare for some serious humiliation or ( b ) mod Tino ...)

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How very strange. She hadn't said anything that meant to imply that she was asking about his day. Because she wasn't. She really couldn't care in the least what he and that smelly, stupid dog were doing all day.

One of his sort of days, with bad fashion sense and a stinky dog? Why, no. No, she hadn't. She had had the sort of day where she attempted to teach mindless children, and then run out of absinthe, and had had idiots attempt to ask her for beer. Perhaps that was worse than his day? She couldn't say for sure. She hadn't been listening to his.

He frowned. "Hey, I was makin' polite conversation. That's what you do in a bar, ain't it?"

"Wait. You're a teacher?" He didn't look like he believed her. "And... how do you not get hungover? You're so...small."

Uh-oh.

Did she wear a sign around her neck that said she wanted to talk to smelly morons with stupid dogs? Please tell her, so she could have it removed! At least she wasn't clomping around giant-sized and stupid and looking like that!

That was totally lost on him. It looked like a lot of arm waving and...something. Lots of wing flutters?

"Uh, sure," he frowned a bit, "bad day too, eh?"

"At least you can fly around whenever you want," he grumbled a bit.

Yes, her wings were very nice. Much nicer than ugly humans who didn't have them. And stupid birds that were dim and ate gross, disgusting worms all day. Tink was fair cooler than both species at once.

Such things happened all the time when one was a fairy and not a stupid, ugly human with a stinky dog.

He actually managed to understand parts of that. "Really? Man, that stinks. You're nothin' like a bird. Prettier and sparkly. How do you do that anyway?"

Fly?

She had wings. Had he not seen the wings?

She would pose again, and model them.

She really hadn't thought they were that easy to miss.

"Yah, the wings are pretty. But I meant the sparkly bit," he swirled a finger at her, "How do you do the sparkly thing?"

Either a)Tink was really all 'sparkly', b)he was hallucinating, c)he was insane or d)all of the above.

Choose wisely?

Tink glared. She was sparkly because she was a pixie. Pixies sparkled. The sparkles were actually toxic to humans, so unless he wanted a slow and painful death, he should possibly stop bothering her.

(OOC: Tink does not hand out her pixie dust, and it's kinda metagamey for him to be guessing that it does anything.)

"Well, geesh," he huffed slightly, "you ain't gotta be like that. I was just tryin' to be nice an all."

He was starting to wonder if she was really there at all. Perhaps he was just seeing things again?

She was going to be any way she liked, thank you very much. In fact, she was going to be drunk. Mmmm, absinthe. Caritas was her very favorite place. They always had some when she was out.

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