http://tinkerbitch.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] tinkerbitch.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2008-08-11 07:58 pm

Caritas, Monday Night

Tink had had to pretend to teach today, and those days were always tiring. Molding young minds was exhausting, especially when one discovered one was completely out of absinthe.

So she zipped merrily along to her favorite place in the world, Caritas, because that was where absinthe lived when it wasn't staying at her place. And --

There was no bartender! Just that Tino guy! Excuse her?! How was she supposed to get drunk at this rate?! What a shoddy excuse for management this was! Why, why, she ought to ... ought to ...

... take the job herself, for the night, and use it to humiliate and mock anyone who came in attempting to get drinks! Refuse to serve anyone she didn't like! Guzzle everything in sight!

Caritas was open. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

(OOC: Faith's on vacay with Ghani and Renee. So ... Tink's running the bar. If you actually want liquor tonight, then either ( a ) prepare for some serious humiliation or ( b ) mod Tino ...)

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[identity profile] crazypilotman.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
He frowned. "Hey, I was makin' polite conversation. That's what you do in a bar, ain't it?"

"Wait. You're a teacher?" He didn't look like he believed her. "And... how do you not get hungover? You're so...small."

Uh-oh.

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[identity profile] crazypilotman.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
That was totally lost on him. It looked like a lot of arm waving and...something. Lots of wing flutters?

"Uh, sure," he frowned a bit, "bad day too, eh?"

"At least you can fly around whenever you want," he grumbled a bit.

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[identity profile] crazypilotman.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
He actually managed to understand parts of that. "Really? Man, that stinks. You're nothin' like a bird. Prettier and sparkly. How do you do that anyway?"

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[identity profile] crazypilotman.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Yah, the wings are pretty. But I meant the sparkly bit," he swirled a finger at her, "How do you do the sparkly thing?"

Either a)Tink was really all 'sparkly', b)he was hallucinating, c)he was insane or d)all of the above.

Choose wisely?

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[identity profile] crazypilotman.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, geesh," he huffed slightly, "you ain't gotta be like that. I was just tryin' to be nice an all."

He was starting to wonder if she was really there at all. Perhaps he was just seeing things again?