Caritas, Monday Night

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

Tink had had to pretend to teach today, and those days were always tiring. Molding young minds was exhausting, especially when one discovered one was completely out of absinthe.

So she zipped merrily along to her favorite place in the world, Caritas, because that was where absinthe lived when it wasn't staying at her place. And --

There was no bartender! Just that Tino guy! Excuse her?! How was she supposed to get drunk at this rate?! What a shoddy excuse for management this was! Why, why, she ought to ... ought to ...

... take the job herself, for the night, and use it to humiliate and mock anyone who came in attempting to get drinks! Refuse to serve anyone she didn't like! Guzzle everything in sight!

Caritas was open. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

(OOC: Faith's on vacay with Ghani and Renee. So ... Tink's running the bar. If you actually want liquor tonight, then either ( a ) prepare for some serious humiliation or ( b ) mod Tino ...)

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The Stage! With Icky Zombies!

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

Why would you get anywhere near them!?

Re: The Stage! With Icky Zombies!

[heromaniac]

Momoko had no idea where she was, but her belt was flashing - she had a video call. She pulled off the compact and flipped it open as she looked around to get her bearings.

"Momoko-chan? Ne, Momoko-chan?" Miyako's voice drifted to her just under the noise coming from beside her on the stage. "Uhm. What's that noise?"

"Sorry, Miyako. I'm gonna have to call you back. I appear to suddenly be in a bar on a stage with zombies."

"Zombies? Bar?"

"Yeah..." She shook her head and sighed. "Yeah It's definitely not the Koala's campfire." She saw her friend's confusion on the video screen portion of the compact and gave her a reassuring victory sign. "It's okay. Just Fandom stuff. Later!"

Momoko snapped the compact shut and replaced it on her belt before jumping down from the stage.

Re: The Stage! With Icky Zombies!

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

Tink dismissed the girl with only minimal applause.

Really, performance art was so passe.

Re: The Stage! With Icky Zombies!

[heromaniac]

Momoko heard the clapping as she was trying to make it to the door without being spotted. She was, after all, a 16 year old schoolgirl in the middle of a strange bar. At least she knew she was still somewhere on Fandom - the Zombies were proof of that, and if that wasn't enough? She looked up to see it was a fairy that had given her the - was it possible for applause to sound condescending?

The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

Don't think you can just saunter in here and ask for drinks. What does Tink look like, a bartender?

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Please, like she'd deny Barney a drink. "Ms. Bell. Aren't you on the wrong side of the bar tonight?"

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

She was! She was over here, drinking all of the absinthe and being ever so chic. Didn't she look particularly fabulously chic this evening? He could tell her. (Really. She wasn't serving anyone who didn't tell her how good she looked.)

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Of course you look fabulous as always," Barney told her with an appraising smile before waving a hand at the help. "Tino! Scotch, neat, if you will." Why should Tink lower herself to get him a glass?

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

Vala slipped onto a stool next to Barney and leaned over to kiss him hello. "How're are things?"

She used her left hand to single Tino for a drink, making sure to wave her fingers so her ring caught the light for maximum effect.

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

The other man in the suit got a polite and mostly vague nod as Tony looked around the bar. And then an epic battle of suits began

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

...

Murdock? So not amused. All he had wanted to do was take his dog for a walk. But nooooo.

Instead he wound up at the construction site first thing in the morning, and then... well, he couldn't halfway remember all the places he'd handwavily gone through.

And now...

He glanced around the bar. "Hell with it." Taking a stool at the bar he nodded to the ... fairy. "Hey," a nod. "Beer please?" Houston went with lying down at his feet. It'd been a long walk, you know.

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

Excuse her?

No, no he could not bring that dog in here.

No, no he was not getting a beer from her.

No, she did not answer to hey.

Did she look like the hired help? No! No, she did not! So he could watch where he was sticking those presumptions, buddy!

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[mike-cannon.livejournal.com]

It had been a really weird class today and Mike decided it was a good enough reason to hit the bar. That, and his mun finally renewed the paid account and got the beer icon back.

"I'll take a beer, please," he said to the... diminutive bartender he hadn't seen around before.

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

"Yo, Mike." If Murdock's voice sounded dull and tired, well there was a very good reason for that.

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

Oh, would he? How delightful! And how exactly would he be paying for that beer this evening? She didn't take cash. Cash was tawdry and stupid and cash was for boring people. So let's see him take a beer like that. Good luck!

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

A very small bartender was... new.

"Scotch on the rocks."

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

She eyed him cooly.

Why, exactly, should she give him a Scotch on the rocks?

He should make it convincing.

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[sonofmogh.livejournal.com]

Worf marched into the bar. Actually he was trying to get home but when since he ended up at the bar he didn't want to look foolish so he just kept walking to the bar.

He looked at the small pixie for a moment before shrugging and placing his order.

"Prune juice."

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

Ew.

She was not serving anyone prune juice.

She was not serving anyone, period, but prune juice?

That was disgusting.

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[heromaniac]

Momoko paused at the sight at the small figure, though, and changed direction, until she reached a part of the bar that was close to the little sprite. "I uhm. I just wanted to say, before you kick me out for being underage and apparently a bad act all around, that you're really very pretty, and very petite, and so very sparkly with your fluttery wings and such cute shoes." Momoko sighed and smiled brightly. "Okay. I'll leave now, this place is making me kinda thirsty, you know?"

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

Tink preened. Oh! Oh, how very delightful! This girl was doing much better with the second part of her act, the bit where she told Tink how beautiful and wonderful she was.

Sit down! Sit down! Don't be ridiculous, underage. The very perceptive girl was clearly eighteen. Was it eighteen or twenty-one here? Either! She was clearly of age and could have a drink if she liked. Tink didn't judge. Not about that.

The Lounge! Away From Both Zombies And Pixie!

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

This might be the safest spot tonight.

The OOC! With Exclamation Points!

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

Subbing for myself, yay!

Re: The OOC! With Exclamation Points!

[all4thewookiees.livejournal.com]

A Disney character is tending bar tonight.

This amuses me to no end, I swear.

Re: The OOC! With Exclamation Points!

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

HEEE.

She might possibly keep everyone else from drinking, which seems like it's in keeping with the Disney thing until you remember that she's gonna be hammered out of her tiny little skull on absinthe. Then, not so much.