Caritas, Monday Night

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Tink had had to pretend to teach today, and those days were always tiring. Molding young minds was exhausting, especially when one discovered one was completely out of absinthe.

So she zipped merrily along to her favorite place in the world, Caritas, because that was where absinthe lived when it wasn't staying at her place. And --

There was no bartender! Just that Tino guy! Excuse her?! How was she supposed to get drunk at this rate?! What a shoddy excuse for management this was! Why, why, she ought to ... ought to ...

... take the job herself, for the night, and use it to humiliate and mock anyone who came in attempting to get drinks! Refuse to serve anyone she didn't like! Guzzle everything in sight!

Caritas was open. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

(OOC: Faith's on vacay with Ghani and Renee. So ... Tink's running the bar. If you actually want liquor tonight, then either ( a ) prepare for some serious humiliation or ( b ) mod Tino ...)

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Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

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Strawberry! It was strawberry and it was a daiquiri and it had yummy goodness and she'd gone a little light with it but not too much. Frozen and slushy and so, so, so fabulous! Wasn't she the best bartender ever? She totally was. The girl could admit it. She heard it a lot. It never got tiring, either.

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

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Momoko really liked the odd flavour of the slushy drink. Looking up again, she realized the sprite was trying to tell her something. She fiddled with her glass like she'd seen actors do in tv dramas and tried in vain to figure out what she was being 'told'. Her brain was starting to feel fuzzy, though. Just a wee bit - perhaps she was tired? Maybe another sip of this cold fruit slushy would wake her up a bit and help her understand? Hmmm. Nope.

"Sorry. I'm not sure what you're trying to say. Are you asking if this is good? It is, you know. Although it has a different taste than I am used to for fruit juice. It is some sort of strange new blend? I saw one the other day that was strawberry carrot mango, but this isn't that." She drank a bit more, then blinked and smiled. It wasn't clearing her head, but with each taste of her drink, she seemed to worry less and less about it.

"Not that I would mind if it was because this is good, so if it is strawberry carrot mango then it's good that you made it for me because it's pretty and good, like this is. Celery would be bad, though. If it's got celery in it then it is very not good at all. But this is. Good, I mean, it's good. So it's probably strawberry something because I like strawberry and this is pink and you're very clever to have made me a pink drink."