Caritas, Monday Night

[tinkerbitch.livejournal.com]

Tink had had to pretend to teach today, and those days were always tiring. Molding young minds was exhausting, especially when one discovered one was completely out of absinthe.

So she zipped merrily along to her favorite place in the world, Caritas, because that was where absinthe lived when it wasn't staying at her place. And --

There was no bartender! Just that Tino guy! Excuse her?! How was she supposed to get drunk at this rate?! What a shoddy excuse for management this was! Why, why, she ought to ... ought to ...

... take the job herself, for the night, and use it to humiliate and mock anyone who came in attempting to get drinks! Refuse to serve anyone she didn't like! Guzzle everything in sight!

Caritas was open. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

(OOC: Faith's on vacay with Ghani and Renee. So ... Tink's running the bar. If you actually want liquor tonight, then either ( a ) prepare for some serious humiliation or ( b ) mod Tino ...)

Comments

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

The other man in the suit got a polite and mostly vague nod as Tony looked around the bar. And then an epic battle of suits began

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Barney was so used to guys checking him out, he barely acknowledged the nod with one in kind. Barney did, of course, look insanely hot. Pity he was taken.

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

Maybe if the suit hadn't been so very last season.

And cheap.

But Tony would never think that.

He just needed his damn scotch. And probably a few after that and a few more women around. Who couldn't fit in the palm of his hand, that is.

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Tony must've been confused, the suit being a hand-sewn import this season. And not sweat-shop sewn, we're talking elderly Italian men, here.

Naturally Tony should note the attractiveness of Vala...oh wait. Sorry about that. Barney sipped his drink and smiled.

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

Because that was the only fun he was going to have in a long time.

And his suit was clearly a knock-off. There was no way a teacher could afford better quality than him.

...and Vala wasn't bad. Tony was enjoying the view.

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Too bad Tony would never know Barney's real job at least not until it was revealed in canon.

Besides, Barney was no teacher. Tony should listen to the news more often.

Re: The Bar! With a Bitchy Pixie!

[not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com]

Maybe he'd change his opinion if it was costumed crime fighting when he learned what it was.

Tony listened to the news enough.

And was unimpressed. Even if maybe it was nice to hear many people mocked in it...