Luke's Diner, Thursday

[lovemykilt]

The kitchen crew was putting stuff in Priestly's hair again. And snickering about him getting called a "village idiot" on the radio.

Priestly outwardly ignored them while secretly plotting their demise and planning a specials board that would go well with his t-shirt du jour.

Today's Specials
Love is in the Angelhair spaghetti with meatballs
Some Enchanted Pizza (with lots of garlic)
Bad Religion-food cake (Devil's food with a cute name)

Luke's was open for business.

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[lovemykilt]

And check your hair when you're done, the NPCs are in a vicious mood, today.

Talk to Priestly

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Though be prepared to be regaled with lots of antiestablishment propaganda. He's plotting how to "educate" Arthur.

Re: Talk to Priestly

[fabulous-secret.livejournal.com]

It was a Thursday and so Adora cheerfully entered the diner. "Good day, friend! How is the diner treating you?"

Re: Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

"The kitchen staff is a bunch of dicks!" He called the last part of that statement over his shoulder, showing off the chain of paperclips dangling down from the back of his mohawk in a metalic rat-tail.

The kitchen staff laughed and laughed.

Priestly sighed. "I'm okay. How's it going with you?"

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[fabulous-secret.livejournal.com]

"Looks like you've got all you can handle with that crew." Adora raised an eyebrow toward the staff.

"I'm about the same as ever," she smiled. "Certainly looking forward to tomorrow." Sometimes she was such a girl.

Re: Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

"Yeah? Got a date for the big dance?" He kind of had a feeling he knew the answer and perhaps was supposed to, in fact, but it was more fun to get her talking about it.

Re: Talk to Priestly

[fabulous-secret.livejournal.com]

"No! Should I have a date?" Adora asked. "I was under the impression all were free to attend?"

Re: Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

Priestly frowned briefly, then shook his head. "Nah. You can totally go by yourself, but a lot of people like to bring dates. Gives you a guaranteed dance partner all night, if nothing else."

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[fabulous-secret.livejournal.com]

"That is a good point," Adora agreed. "I haven't had the opportunity to dance in forever. Perhaps there will be a good deal of other people there alone?" She could hope. "Do you have a date?"

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[gudspellr-claud.livejournal.com]

Claudia bounced through the doors. "Hi! The library was boooooring."

Re: Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

Priestly brightened when he saw Claudia.

He had salt packets forming extra eyebrows in the spikes above his forehead. The kitchen staff was getting braver.

"Hey. I'd totally be willing to trade jobs with you, today."

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[gudspellr-claud.livejournal.com]

She pointed to the salt packets and giggled. "Accessorizing with condiments?" she asked. "I've only done that once."

She frowned. "Well twice if you count the time I worked around a coffee stain on my shirt."

Re: Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

Priestly swiped at his hair with a growl. "The kitchen staff thinks they're funny. Something about me getting called the 'village idiot' on the radio seems to make them think they have open license to mess with me."

He was so going to destroy Arthur. Somehow.

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[gudspellr-claud.livejournal.com]

"That was so mean," Claudia said, nodding her head so hard the braids began bouncing. "You too!" she called back to the staff.

Re: Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

"Yeah, well, just gives me more reason to kick his ass." Oh Priestly, you poor, deluded fool. "Like him messing with Dinah wasn't enough. . . ."

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[gudspellr-claud.livejournal.com]

Claudia worried at her lower lip. "What'd he do to her?" she asked.

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[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean stopped in, having a craving for diner food. And stared. "Dude, you got like.... stuff... in your hair."

Re: Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

Yes. Yes he did. Rather a lot of it, by now.

Priestly swiped carefully at his mohawk, dislodging three thumb tacks, two paperclips, a wilted daisy, and fourteen packs of sugar substitute. He shook his head with a sigh. "I'm definitely gonna have to threaten 'em with Hoffa again."

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[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"You might want to come up with a threat with a bit more teeth," Dean observed.

Re: Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

"Are you kidding? You shoulda seen Lacey start flailing when she thought I had connections to the guy. 'Sides, the dishwasher's a bigger conspiracy freak than I am."

Re: Talk to Priestly

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"If the threat was working, your hair wouldn't look like someone's junk drawer," Dean pointed out.

Re: Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

"Dude, it's all freaking Arthur's fault. You get drunk and tell a guy he's an astute observation once and he thinks he gets to call you the Village Idiot on the local news." Priestly shrugged. "I've been thinking of posting communist propaganda on his door."

Priestly's ideas of revenge did not always match other people's.

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[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean shook his head and made a 'tsk'ing sound. "Brother, we so need to work on your practical joke skills."

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Now, where do you suppose he managed to find this poster?

OOC

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I don't wanna be at work today.