Turtle & Canary; Saturday [ 03/14 ].

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle Wexler heaved a great sigh. One of these days, she was very sure that Mister Apu would learn that that other cash register was absolutely no good and she wouldn't have to come in and drag out the right one (which was, in effect, very colorful and very plastic and had lots of large buttons and cool sounds). Today was not one of these days, but Turtle had fixed that, dragged out the toy one, set it up (thanks to the help of a chair) on the counter and got ready for a Very Important Day at the store.

Today's Squishy Flavors: Chocolate Chip Cookies, Grape Judas, Brussel Sprouts EW!

Turtle & Canary is open!

Comments

Mod Apu -- 03/14.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Thank you, come again!

Re: Mod Apu -- 03/14.

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Chad and Teddy came in that afternoon, needing to get pizza stuff.

And milk, because cats didn't like juice.

"So," he asked the little guy on his shoulders, "what do you want to put on our pizza?"

Re: Mod Apu -- 03/14.

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

"Cheeseburgers!" Teddy wasn't good at this.

Re: Mod Apu -- 03/14.

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Chad really wasn't surprised.

"You can't put cheeseburgers on pizza, Teddy," Chad told him, grinning slightly. "That's just silly."

Re: Mod Apu -- 03/14.

[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

"But they're both goood!" Teddy insisted, holding onto Chad's hair to stay in place. "An' they'd be even better together!"

No, they really wouldn't be.

Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

She may be more than half a decade younger, but she'll still try to sell you a ton of crap.

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Ned stomped in, a tiny puppy (http://www.puppiesden.com/pics/1/golden-retriever-puppy6.jpg) following behind him. He quietly perused the shelves before coming up to Turtle.

"Do you gots pamcake mix?"

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle's head bobbed in a nod. "Of course we do," she said. "We've got everything here. Are you going to make pancakes for your puppy?"

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"Digby doesn't like pamcakes," Ned informed her smartly. "He likes doggie food. I should get some of that too. I could make you pamcakes, if you want. I'm making lots!"

Or, three or four.

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"You should get doggie food," Turtle agreed with a nod. "Especially if he doesn't like pancakes. But I'll be happy to eat the pancakes he doesn't like. I'd be willing to trade, pancake mix and doggie food for pancakes, although you'll need something else, too, because that's not even."

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Marco had gone 'sploring at some point after getting too much sugar. "TURTLE!"

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Maaaaaaar-cooooooo!" Turtle greeted him back. "If you get any of your gross boy cooties on my merchandise, you have to buy it. It's a law."

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

"I don't have cooties!" Marco said with an exaggerated eye roll.

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, you do," Turtle informed him. "You're a boy. All boys have cooties. If you don't have cooties, then you must be a girl. It's basic science, you know."

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[heromaniac]

Momoko had walked a looooong ways but she finally found the store! She stepped up to the counter and smiled like her Mama did when she talked to the peoples at the stores back home.

"Hi! Do you gots jelly here? Cause when it was breakfes we was outta jelly and you gotta have jelly with toast, right? So I needs jelly."

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Oh, yes," Turtle nodded. "We has...err, have..jelly. Tons of jelly. More jelly than you could probably ever dream of!"

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[heromaniac]

Momoko's eyes got really big and she started jumping in place. "That's a lots of jelly! We'd never run out again! Can I has some? Please?"

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Well," Turtle said, "you can buy some, if you want."

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[future_sandworm]

There were children everywhere. This was utterly boring. "Good morning, Turtle," Leto said. "I need plain white paper of good quality and some quills and ink."

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Then you came to the right place, Leto!" said Turtle with a bright smile. "We have only the best paper products. We have more pens than quills, though we do have some of those. Do you have money?"

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[future_sandworm]

"I do not carry money around, Turtle." Why would he? "But I will order money sent to you as soon as can be arranged."

[and bedtime for me, woe!]

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka walked up to the counter with an armful of candy and a Squishy. "Ring me up! It's all free, 'cause of a 'ployee discount, right???"

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Discount's not free, Sokka," Turtle reminded him as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "You just don't have to pay as much, duh."

Re: Talk to Turtle -- 03/14.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"I don't hafta pay ANY," Sokka insisted. "Because you said so."

OOC -- 03/14.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Weeee tiiiiiiiny = awesome, always.