Caritas - Tuesday Evening [Open]

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Marshall had come to work early because, you know, it was St. Patrick's Day and all. Within ten minutes he had he turned a bright green. He didn't care though.

Know why?

Because he was getting HAMMERED.

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Band

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

So, Gather round ye lads and lasses
and Set ya for awhile
And hearken to me mournful tale about the emerald isle
Lets raise our glasses high to friends and family gone
And lift our vices in another Irish drinking song

Re: Band

[not_in_the_book]

Ronan drunkenly stumbled his way onto the stage, followed by a giant green turkey. "Hey, everyone!" he said, grinning. "We're gonna sing!"

Re: Band

[raspberryturk]

Reno, the aforementioned giant green turkey, voiced his agreement with a loud, somewhat exuberant "WARK."

He was also drunk, yes.

Re: Band

[not_in_the_book]

"Wark!" Ronan agreed. "Okay! We're gonna sing now!"

And he did, if not half so well as the singer in the recording. But it was exuberant!

Was Reno just as exuberant?

Re: Band

[raspberryturk]

Really, it was impossible to be a chocobo and be anything less than exuberant!

And it couldn't really be considered singing, being mostly a series of warks and kwehs and general poultryburble...

But it was exuberant! Exuberant bird noise! WOO!

Re: Band

[not_in_the_book]

WOO!

As the song came to an end, Ronan waved at the crowd as he began to leave the stage. "KISS ME, I'M IRISH!" he called.

Bar

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Consumption took me mother and
Me father got the pox
Me brother drank the whisky till he wound up in a box
Me other brother in his troubles met with his demise
Me sister has forever closed her smiling Irish eyes

Re: Bar

[raspberryturk]

There was a large black bird making his way toward the bar, looking desperately in need of a drink.

Actually ordering one was going to be troublesome, of course. But he'd figure that part out when he got that far.

Re: Bar

[not_in_the_book]

"Sir Chocobo!" came the call. No, it wasn't Minsc! It was Ronan. A bright green Ronan. "I... didn't actually get your name earlier! But I promised you booze, so. Shall I order it for you in a bowl? It might be easier!"

Re: Bar

[raspberryturk]

Ronan! A means to communicate that he wanted something to drink right now dammit!

"Wark! Kweh!"

It's Reno, yo! An' a bowl will do! Booze me!

Yes, somehow he managed to speak like a street punk even by Chocobo terms. Reno was special.

Re: Bar

[not_in_the_book]

Ronan waved Tino over and ordered a bowl of Guinness. "And another Guinness for me," he added, downing the one he had in his hand.

"I must admit, I didn't recognise you!" Ronan said. "Earlier, I mean. Obviously, I recognised you now. But then, I suppose I wouldn't have, would I? As you don't exactly look yourself at the moment."

Breathe. Drink.

"Hi!"

Re: Bar

[not_in_the_book]

Ronan made his way into the bar, already a sheet and a half to the wind. (And, consequently, already bright green.)

"KISS ME, I'M IRISH!" he announced, loudly, to the bar-as-a-whole, before making his way up to the bar and, only slightly less loudly, calling, "Barkeep! Guinness me!"

Re: Bar

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"...Dude, you're also green," Hurley said.

Re: Bar

[not_in_the_book]

"I think it's the beer," Ronan said, laughing. "It didn't happen earlier when I had a couple of shots."

Re: Bar

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Man, that's a lot of booze," Hurley said.

Re: Bar

[wantstodirect]

Tony grinned. "Tell me the truth - is it easy being green?"

Re: Bar

[not_in_the_book]

"Tony!" Ronan exclaimed. "I'm green!"

And well on his way to very, very drunk.

Re: Bar

[wantstodirect]

"You are!" Tony said. "What's up with that? Also, you'll have to c'mere if you want your kiss."

Re: Bar

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Hurley knew today was a big drinking day. And, well, he was loosening up on the whole 'alcohol' concept.

"Uhhh, dude, Mr. Teacher? You're green," he said.

Re: Bar

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

"I KNOW!" Marshall said excitedly. "ISN'T IT AWESOME?"

Re: Bar

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Hurley thought for a second. "Uhhh, I guess it's festive?"

Re: Bar

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

"It's a holiday?" Marshall asked, looking confused for a moment. Then he facepalmed. "RIGHT! IRISH DAY!"

Lounge

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Now everybody’s died
So until our tears have dried
We’ll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we’ll drink some more
We’ll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
Then we’ll throw up pass out wakeup and then go drinking once again

Back Room

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Kenny was killed in Killkenny
And Clare she died in Clares
Tip in Tiperrary died out in the dairy air
Shannon jumped into the river Shannon back in June
Ernie fell into the urn and tom is in

OOC

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Cleanliness is godliness my uncle Pat would sing
He broke he neck a slipping on a bar o' Irish Spring
O’Grady he was eighty though his bride was just a pup
He died upon the honeymoon when she got his Irish up

Now everybody’s died
So until our tears have dried
We’ll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we’ll drink some more
We’ll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
Then we’ll throw up pass out wakeup and then go drinking once again

I'm well on my way to being drunk so I apologize for the spelling as the night goes on.