Around town, Saturday evening

[iruinenglish.livejournal.com]

Wow, this had gotten really bad. Buffy had had herself a couple close calls, which would happen when the zombies were freaking everywhere, and today she really had worn old clothes knowing they'd get covered in things she didn't want to think about, and she'd had to clean off her sword more than once, and while she'd seen some really gross things in her time, that really kind of topped it so far.

She knew it wasn't going to be long before she had to head back to the dorms, but for now, she was still patrolling the streets. And alleyways. And etc. etc. etc.

And at this point it would be advisable that no one sneak up on her unless they wanted their heads removed.


[Open post! Living and undead of the PC and NPC variety welcome. Buffy does not agree with me on the 'welcome' part, but she can bite me.]

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[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

That was...not cool.

Ronon moved quickly to tear either their hands or his hair, potentially some of both as he lunged at the sisters, slashing at their corpses with his knife.

[zombiemcbitey.livejournal.com]

The sisters howled in pain, tightening their grip on Ronon's hair enough that they surely took some dreads with them when they all fell back, new slashes seeping blood in their battered bodies.

Why did Ronon not want them? Why? They were nubile and young and beautiful. They could all have such fun! The sisters, Ronon's hair still in their hands, charged again.

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

They were the furthest thing from beautiful Ronon had ever seen. And he'd seen some ugly shit in his time.

He reached to grab the first one by the neck with a strong hand, fully intending to smash her into her sister and give himself the time needed to take off their heads.

[zombiemcbitey.livejournal.com]

One sister thought she was being chosen! She was his true love and when Ronon picked her up, she thrust her legs and bony, rotting pelvis in his direction.

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

Oh hell's no. Ronon flung her quickly away from himself, not caring where the skanky zombie landed.

[zombiemcbitey.livejournal.com]

The skanky zombie (who just thought she was outgoing!) landed in a heap of broken bones and skinned flesh away from her sisters. She groaned at her two sisters, communicating that they should make this foursome a threesome and she'd just watch.

Zombies were nasty.

Nevertheless, the final two standing sisters advanced on Ronon, wanting to make him their pet.

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

Sorry, they were a little late. Ronon had only recently broken away from the whole 'pet' side of life and was sort of against ever going back to it.

Ronon would never stop being amazed by how these beasts never gave up. He pulled his gun from its holster and it gave off a melodious hum as it came to life already set to kill. He aimed for a sister's head and fired.

[zombiemcbitey.livejournal.com]

The two remaining sisters watched their other sister's head explode in a fireball of flesh and bone and muscle. Blood sprayed and both sisters let out guttural howls of disdain.

They were not into rough play, couldn't Ronon see that?

Fine. There was one still standing sister. One sister who could still rock Ronon's world with moves that would freak out the author of the Kama Sutra.

She shambled towards him, love in her eyes and blood on her hands.

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

Ronon's gun had plenty of energy ammo for all of them to get a turn, and he aimed a few healthy shots at this one before going after her head, if only because of all those weird moves.

[zombiemcbitey.livejournal.com]

With one final screeching cry, the standing zombie sister exploded, flinging blood and bits of body parts towards Ronon. It was all over. They had lost their man!