Park, Thursday Morning

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

With graduation this weekend, the school expected most of the graduation guests to begin arriving today. So, to make sure they felt welcomed, the student council had set up a small gathering in the park where the guests could arrive, mingle and relax before heading off with their guests and friends.

There were finger foods on a long table and nametags on the table beside it. Chairs were set out for people to sit and talk if they so wanted.

It was time to get graduation weekend rolling!

[This is just a tiny mingling posts for all grad guests, alums, expats, students, teachers and townies to meet up and talk a little. There's going to be a garage sale later and we encourage you all to go to that as well!]

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Re: Mingling

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Manhattan's getting pretty threadbare," Barney told him. "I've been working on a new angle called The Naked Man."

Re: Mingling

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"I'm listening," Biff said. "How's it work?"

Re: Mingling

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"It's ingenious," Barney told him. "So you're out with a woman, you go back to her place and rather than wasting any time with more pointless talk, the moment she leaves the room you strip naked. Cue her returning and finding you there. Delighted by your boldness and unharnessed masculinity, she embraces you and everyone's a winner."

Re: Mingling

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"I like it!" Biff said. "Except if she isn't delighted."

Re: Mingling

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Works two out of three times," Barney replied. "But hey, it's not like you're gonna see them again either way!"

Re: Mingling

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"That is an excellent point," Biff said. "We should try it out this weekend." He scanned the crowd and picked out an unfamiliar brunette. "I call dibs on her."

Re: Mingling

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Dammit!" Barney hated missing dibs. "I call dibs on the blondes!" Yes, all of them.

Re: Mingling

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"What, all of them?" Biff said. "We don't even know if that chick has all of her teeth."

Re: Mingling

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Might make a few things easier," Barney reasoned, tilting his head in thought.

Re: Mingling

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"I'm not doing that again," Biff said, making a face.

Re: Mingling

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Again?" Barney raised an eyebrow. "I sense a story there!"

Re: Mingling

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"Never, ever, ever agree to be a Buddhist monk for a while," Biff advised. "There's hard-up, there's desperate, and then there's 'hasn't been laid for months oh who cares about standards'. This experience falls squarely into the third category. It was bad enough that Josh decided he had no interest in sex ever, ever, ever, after walking in on it."

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[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"No standards?" Barney was afraid.

Re: Mingling

[nojesusfreak.livejournal.com]

"She didn't have teeth and I like you and I'll keep the rest of the details to myself," Biff replied.